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Old 25th April 2007, 08:16 AM   #1
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Chuckle for today :)

This is your chuckle for today!
A man, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to his
wife,"I feel horrible, I look fat, ugly, and out of shape. Pay me a
compliment."

The wife replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
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Old 25th April 2007, 09:14 AM   #2
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lol!

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Old 25th April 2007, 09:35 AM   #3
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very nice and a good compliment it was
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Old 25th April 2007, 10:01 AM   #4
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Re: Chuckle for today :)

Ha Ha Ha...usually it is the woman asking for a compliment, unless the guy is GAY!

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Old 25th April 2007, 10:05 AM   #5
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Re: Chuckle for today :)

lol

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Ha Ha Ha...usually it is the woman asking for a compliment, unless the guy is GAY!
They left out the wife's name was Jim.

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