A Christmas Tale

**Solidchrome** · 15th December 2007, 02:50 PM

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit.
This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.

When he went to the cupboard he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree... :angel9:

buddy lee · 15th December 2007, 03:10 PM

Calell · 15th December 2007, 05:28 PM

Shouldn't that title be 'Christmas Up-a-Tale'?

**DiP** · 16th December 2007, 04:48 AM

HAHAHAHAHA, nice!

lklovelykiki24 · 16th December 2007, 11:46 AM

Oh!!! My goodness poor little angel

Lol that is so funny

Chloe la Mare · 18th December 2007, 04:47 PM

always wondered why we spear angels with Christmas trees now i know! lol ;)

15th December 2007, 02:50 PM	#1
Solidchrome † Virtual hero- real life geek † Join Date: Jul 2007 Shard: europa Posts: 960 Thanks: 34 Thanked 56 Times in 26 Posts	A Christmas Tale When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?' And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree... :angel9: __________________ [UO Tech Forum] UOForums Need Your Donations- Click Here

15th December 2007, 03:10 PM	#2
buddy lee Agent Zero Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Atlantic Posts: 1,751 Thanks: 10 Thanked 10 Times in 9 Posts	Re: A Christmas Tale lol

15th December 2007, 05:28 PM	#3
Calell Red-Headed Stepchild Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Sonoma Posts: 859 Thanks: 49 Thanked 62 Times in 49 Posts	Re: A Christmas Tale Shouldn't that title be 'Christmas Up-a-Tale'? __________________ "When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they went skipping about and that was the beginning of faeries." ~Sir J.M. Barrie "Miss Brant, that's NOT the position I hired you for." Last edited by Calell; 15th December 2007 at 05:28 PM.

16th December 2007, 04:48 AM	#4
DiP Ronin Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 8,887 Thanks: 88 Thanked 54 Times in 45 Posts	Re: A Christmas Tale HAHAHAHAHA, nice! __________________ Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

16th December 2007, 11:46 AM	#5
lklovelykiki24 Werecat Princess =(^.^)= Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 686 Thanks: 11 Thanked 7 Times in 4 Posts	Re: A Christmas Tale Oh!!! My goodness poor little angelLol that is so funny __________________

18th December 2007, 04:47 PM	#6
Chloe la Mare Apparently Ginger Join Date: Jul 2006 Shard: Europa Posts: 198 Thanks: 4 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: A Christmas Tale always wondered why we spear angels with Christmas trees now i know! lol ;) __________________ Vesper Milita

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