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Old 11th December 2007, 08:46 AM   #1
 
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Is Christmas getting to you?

Signs You're Sick of the Holidays

1. You've got red and green bags under your eyes

2. You're serving reindeer pot pie

3. When you hear, "Sleigh bells ring, are you listening'?," you scream, "No! I'm not listening!"

4. You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers with your Supper Soaker.

5. You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you.

6. Instead of spending time with family, you're watching some guy make photo copies.

7. You've got eggnog coming out of your ears

8. Two words: Tinsel Rash

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Old 11th December 2007, 11:20 AM   #2
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Old 11th December 2007, 11:26 AM   #3
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LOL I like this one
You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers with your Supper Soaker.

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Old 11th December 2007, 11:33 AM   #4
 
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Re: Is Christmas getting to you?

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LOL I like this one
You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers with your Supper Soaker.
My husband likes the idea too Snugg, not because he doesn't like Carolers but because he uses his Supper Soaker at any opportunity that arises

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Hehehe, yeah, that one was my favorite too. Would be best done in Northern states to get the full effect of the super soaker.

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Old 11th December 2007, 02:32 PM   #6
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Mmm- reindeer pot pie

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Old 11th December 2007, 03:37 PM   #7
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i never did pick up my super soaker from the police department ...
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A good hose does a good job too!
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