This is baaaad.......... but I have too.


A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death's doorway, he suddenly
smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up
the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from
the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the
bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs,
gripping the railing with both hands. With labored breath, he leaned
against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's
agony, he would
have thought himself already in heaven. There, spread out upon
newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite
chocolate chip cookies. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of
heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world
a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table. The
aged and withered hand, shaking, made its way to a cookie at the edge
of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.

"Stay out of those," she said, "they're for the funeral."

Lol

Ah, the caring love only I wife can demonstrate...
My girlfriend would totally do that... But I'd eat it anyway

Poor guy Lol