Chicken Sandwiches

Gwenyth · 3rd March 2006, 09:22 AM

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.

Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch.
They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!
This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.

He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it
anymore?"

She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."

"Why?" he asked.

She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"

"Let me see" he said.

"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.

He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken."

He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter.

He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"

She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.

She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the neck and the gizzards!!!

Flutter · 3rd March 2006, 01:08 PM

**Ally** · 3rd March 2006, 01:25 PM

lol neck and gizzards!

Mapper · 3rd March 2006, 04:07 PM

lol....

**Adri** · 3rd March 2006, 07:32 PM

lol
but thats kinda gross

Cerwin Vega · 2nd April 2006, 01:43 PM

hahaha thats funny

3rd March 2006, 09:22 AM	#1
Gwenyth Join Date: Sep 2005 Shard: Catskills Posts: 348 Gold: 87 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Chicken Sandwiches A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?" She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it." "Why?" he asked. She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!" "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken." He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!" She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her. She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the neck and the gizzards!!!

3rd March 2006, 01:25 PM	#3
Ally The Couch Hottie Join Date: Aug 2004 Shard: Lake Austin, Atlantic Posts: 4,493 Gold: 13,671 My Mood: Thanks: 49 Thanked 20 Times in 17 Posts	Re: Chicken Sandwiches lol neck and gizzards!

3rd March 2006, 04:07 PM	#4
Mapper Europa for the win! Join Date: Jul 2005 Shard: Europa Posts: 285 Gold: 16 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Chicken Sandwiches lol....

3rd March 2006, 07:32 PM	#5
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,851 Gold: 920 My Mood: Thanks: 210 Thanked 117 Times in 84 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Chicken Sandwiches lol but thats kinda gross We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt

2nd April 2006, 01:43 PM	#6
Cerwin Vega Legendary Pimp Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 273 Gold: 1,084 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Chicken Sandwiches hahaha thats funny

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