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Old 4th June 2007, 09:48 AM   #1
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Robert goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday, he comes home three hours late. His wife asks him, "What took you so long?"

The guy says, "That was the worst game of golf I've ever had. We got up to the first tee, and Charlie hit a hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead of a heart attack."

The guy's wife says, "That's terrible!"

The guy says, "I know. Then, for the rest of the game, it was hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie. . ."
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Old 4th June 2007, 11:39 AM   #2
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Old 4th June 2007, 05:41 PM   #3
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i know people like that
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i know people like that
hehe...gotta be talking about Sonny
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i know people like that
That is sad!
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