Chapstick and Mothers Day

**Vepl** · 9th May 2007, 09:32 AM

This is especially for Snuggs and Dip but all mothers can relate to it :shocked:

So, we had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap all day long on this mat in our bathroom.
Well we have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years old, 3 years old and 1 year old. The middle one is Eli. Eli really loves chapstick. LOVES it. He kept asking to use my chapstick and then

losing it. So finally one day I showed him where in the bathroom I keep my chapstick and how he could use it whenever he wanted to but he needed to put it right back in the drawer when he was done.

Last year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush around and try to get ready for Church with everyone crying and carrying on. My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal box. I am trying to nurse my little one at the same time I am putting on my make-up. Everything is a mess and everyone has long forgotten that this is a wonderful day to honor me and the amazing job that is motherhood.

We finally have the older one and the baby loaded in the car and I am looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere and I finally round the corner to go into the bathroom. And there was Eli. He was applying my chapstick very carefully to Jack's . . . rear end. Eli looked right into my eyes and said "chapped." Now if you have a cat, you know that he is right--their little butts do look pretty chapped. And, frankly, Jack didn't seem to mind.

And the only question to really ask at that point was whether it was the FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or the hundredth.

And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever because it reminds us that no matter how hard we try to civilize these glorious little creatures, there will always be that day when you realize they've been using your chapstick on the cat's butt. "

Mercedes · 9th May 2007, 09:46 AM

oh my........I sure can't top that chapped little story, ty for the giggle

**DiP** · 9th May 2007, 09:57 AM

*Shocked*

This is not a good story at all.

**Vepl** · 9th May 2007, 09:58 AM

And you wondered why snuggs gave you all those tubes of chapstick

Vepl

**DiP** · 9th May 2007, 10:04 AM

I knew that didn't taste like peppermint!!!

Dammit!

Mercedes · 9th May 2007, 10:12 AM

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

toplessphoenix · 9th May 2007, 12:39 PM

**Adri** · 9th May 2007, 04:27 PM

rofl!
That's just wrong!

9th May 2007, 09:32 AM	#1
Vepl Forum Legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 3,621 Gold: 979 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Chapstick and Mothers Day This is especially for Snuggs and Dip but all mothers can relate to it :shocked: So, we had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap all day long on this mat in our bathroom. Well we have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years old, 3 years old and 1 year old. The middle one is Eli. Eli really loves chapstick. LOVES it. He kept asking to use my chapstick and then losing it. So finally one day I showed him where in the bathroom I keep my chapstick and how he could use it whenever he wanted to but he needed to put it right back in the drawer when he was done. Last year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush around and try to get ready for Church with everyone crying and carrying on. My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal box. I am trying to nurse my little one at the same time I am putting on my make-up. Everything is a mess and everyone has long forgotten that this is a wonderful day to honor me and the amazing job that is motherhood. We finally have the older one and the baby loaded in the car and I am looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere and I finally round the corner to go into the bathroom. And there was Eli. He was applying my chapstick very carefully to Jack's . . . rear end. Eli looked right into my eyes and said "chapped." Now if you have a cat, you know that he is right--their little butts do look pretty chapped. And, frankly, Jack didn't seem to mind. And the only question to really ask at that point was whether it was the FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or the hundredth. And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever because it reminds us that no matter how hard we try to civilize these glorious little creatures, there will always be that day when you realize they've been using your chapstick on the cat's butt. " Another Quality Job by Atlas607 Member of K*S

9th May 2007, 09:46 AM	#2
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 768 Gold: 108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Chapstick and Mothers Day oh my........I sure can't top that chapped little story, ty for the giggle

9th May 2007, 09:57 AM	#3
DiP Ronin UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,221 Gold: 21,224 My Mood: Thanks: 158 Thanked 113 Times in 92 Posts	Re: Chapstick and Mothers Day Shocked This is not a good story at all. Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

9th May 2007, 09:58 AM	#4
Vepl Forum Legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 3,621 Gold: 979 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Chapstick and Mothers Day And you wondered why snuggs gave you all those tubes of chapstick Vepl Another Quality Job by Atlas607 Member of K*S

9th May 2007, 10:04 AM	#5
DiP Ronin UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,221 Gold: 21,224 My Mood: Thanks: 158 Thanked 113 Times in 92 Posts	Re: Chapstick and Mothers Day I knew that didn't taste like peppermint!!! Dammit! Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

9th May 2007, 10:12 AM	#6
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 768 Gold: 108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Chapstick and Mothers Day ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

9th May 2007, 12:39 PM	#7
toplessphoenix Holding on to My Soul Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 520 Gold: 12 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Chapstick and Mothers Day lol I don't have issues......I have volumes!!

9th May 2007, 04:27 PM	#8
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,851 Gold: 920 My Mood: Thanks: 210 Thanked 117 Times in 84 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Chapstick and Mothers Day rofl! That's just wrong! We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt

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