Canadians in Hell .Two guys from Sudbury die and wake up
in hell. The next day the devil stops in to check on them and
sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves
around the fire.The devil asks them, 'What are you doing? Isn't it
hot enough for you?'The two guys reply, 'Well, you know, we're
from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just
happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh.'The devil decides that
these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat.The next
morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in
parkas, toques and mittens. The devil asks them again, 'It's
awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel it?'Again the two guys
reply, 'Well, like we told ya yesterday, we're from Canada, the land of
snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for achance to warm up a
little bit, eh.'This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides
to fix these two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will
go. The people are wailing and screaming
everywhere.He stops by the room with the two guys from Canada
and finds them in light jackets and bucket hats, grilling sausage
and drinking beer. The devil is astonished, 'Everyone down here is in abject
misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves.'The two Canadians reply,
'Well, ya know, we don't get too much warm weather up there in
Sudbury so we've just got to have a cook-out when the weather's THIS
nice. 'The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight.
Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because
they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn
all the heat off in hell.The next morning, the temperature is
below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere; people are shivering so
bad that they are unable to do anything but wail, moan, and gnash
their teeth.The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two
Canadians. He gets there and finds them back in their
parkas, toques, and mittens. NOW they are jumping up and down,
cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men!!!The devil is
dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy.
Now it's freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with
you two??? 'The two Canadians look at the devil in surprise,
'Well, don't you know? If hell freezes over, it must mean the
Leafs have won the Stanley Cup!!!'

Ally..........I knew you'd like this joke

LOL....good one

haha I never knew what a toque was until I met Chris

hahaha

lol