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Old 16th May 2007, 11:17 AM   #1
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butlers night out

Title: Butlers night out



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There was a rich couple that had a butler named richie. They said he could have the night off because they were going to a party and they will be back very late. Apparantly the woman wasnt having a good time so she went home early. She saw richie in the dining room sitting by him self when she got home. she led him to the master bedroom,locked the door and said "Richie take off my dress". He did what he was told. Then she sed Richie "take off my stockings and garter". He silently obeyed her. She then said "remove my bra and painties. As he did this the tension contiunied to mount. She looked at him he said " RICHIE IF I EVER SEE U WEARING MY CLOTHES AGAIN YOUR FIRED!!!"
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