Bungee Jumping

Lord of Shadows · 12th April 2007, 11:14 AM

Alice and Frank were Bungee jumping one day. Alice says to Frank, "You know
we could make a lot of money running our own Bungee-jumping business in Mexico."

Frank thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy
everything they need: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are
constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more
people gather to watch them at work. When they had finished, there was such a crowd, they thought it would be a good idea to give a demonstration, so Alice jumps.

She bounces at the end of the cord, but when she comes back up, Frank
notices that she has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, Frank
isn't able to catch her and she falls again, bounces, and comes back up again.
This time, she is bruised and bleeding.

Again, Frank misses her. Alice falls again and bounces back up. This
time, she comes back pretty messed up -- she's got a couple of broken bones and
is almost unconscious. Luckily, Frank finally catches her this time and
says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"

Barely able to speak, Alice gasps, "No, the Bungee cord was fine...it was
the crowd!....What the HELL is a piñata?!"

**Adri** · 12th April 2007, 11:42 AM

lklovelykiki24 · 12th April 2007, 12:34 PM

Hehehehhehe:grin:

12th April 2007, 11:14 AM	#1
Lord of Shadows No Rest for the Wicked Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin Posts: 626 Gold: 1,003 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Bungee Jumping Alice and Frank were Bungee jumping one day. Alice says to Frank, "You know we could make a lot of money running our own Bungee-jumping business in Mexico." Frank thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they need: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. When they had finished, there was such a crowd, they thought it would be a good idea to give a demonstration, so Alice jumps. She bounces at the end of the cord, but when she comes back up, Frank notices that she has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, Frank isn't able to catch her and she falls again, bounces, and comes back up again. This time, she is bruised and bleeding. Again, Frank misses her. Alice falls again and bounces back up. This time, she comes back pretty messed up -- she's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, Frank finally catches her this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?" Barely able to speak, Alice gasps, "No, the Bungee cord was fine...it was the crowd!....What the HELL is a piñata?!" Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto

12th April 2007, 11:42 AM	#2
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,851 Gold: 920 My Mood: Thanks: 210 Thanked 117 Times in 84 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Bungee Jumping lol! We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt

12th April 2007, 12:34 PM	#3
lklovelykiki24 Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 694 Gold: 2,475 My Mood: Thanks: 22 Thanked 11 Times in 6 Posts	Re: Bungee Jumping Hehehehhehe:grin:

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