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Old 10th March 2007, 12:49 PM   #1
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Friendship Between Women

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband
that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.

The man called his wife's 10 best friends - None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship Between Men

A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house.

The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

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RMS Carpathia: actually the way the iron golems look in this game.. it looks like trailer trash redneck borgs.. because they are just diffrent metals all put togeather and when they walk they look like they are going to fall over

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Old 10th March 2007, 12:58 PM   #2
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 10th March 2007, 01:52 PM   #3
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lol that is funny

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haha! It looks like the man' buddies were trying to cover for him but didn't "quite" work out the way he was hoping...

But nor did the gal's because no one knew where she was... so both of them are kind of... yeah they both are doomed...

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