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Old 25th April 2007, 12:34 PM   #1
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Talking Breast size

A man comes home from a hard days work to find a complete set of weight lifting equipment on the stairs.

He says to his wife. “Why on earth are you wasting my hard earned money on all of this.”
She says, “It’s to improve me breast size.”
The man tells her, she only need toilet paper, then rub her breasts , That will enlarge them, “how do you work that out?,” she asked him.

Well just look a you’re back-side he says.
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Old 25th April 2007, 12:39 PM   #2
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ah! that would be instant death!!!

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Old 25th April 2007, 12:46 PM   #3
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I know what he wouldn't be getting after that comment lol
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Old 25th April 2007, 12:47 PM   #4
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hehehe, great joke!

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Old 25th April 2007, 06:02 PM   #6
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Oh that's bad.... LMAO

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Re: Breast size

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I know what he wouldn't be getting after that comment lol
And I know what he WOULD be getting... a coffin!
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