Brains

Talon · 6th May 2006, 12:05 PM

Who's got the Brains?

The relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.
After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,
"Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

**DiP** · 6th May 2006, 12:35 PM

lol, I was expecting "because a good male brain is harder to find." But still funny.

**Adri** · 6th May 2006, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DiP

lol, I was expecting "because a good male brain is harder to find." But still funny.

Don't look at the sampling of men I have dated.... you might think there is no such thing as a good male brain.

Ly-Las · 6th May 2006, 04:12 PM

*feels inferior* :embarasse

Minotaur2k · 6th May 2006, 05:27 PM

LOL
That was really funny.....wait a minute.....

**Adri** · 6th May 2006, 07:38 PM

Awww. I'm sure that the men in this forum are the exceptions to the rule.
*tries to hide a snicker*

Tovladian Soltyr · 7th May 2006, 11:01 AM

HAY!!!! I use my brain, just because I use it to think about sex, violance, and rock and roll....DOES NOT mean I don't use it.

**DiP** · 7th May 2006, 03:43 PM

Yeah! wait... there something OTHER than sex and violence?

Flutter · 7th May 2006, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by DiP

Yeah! wait... there something OTHER than sex and violence?

Yeah... chocolate covered strawberries.

**DiP** · 7th May 2006, 04:16 PM

That falls in the sex category Flutter.

6th May 2006, 12:05 PM	#1
Talon Offical Cookie Taster Join Date: Nov 2005 Shard: Drachenfels and Europa Posts: 505 Gold: 163 My Mood: Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Brains Who's got the Brains? The relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

6th May 2006, 12:35 PM	#2
DiP Ronin UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,221 Gold: 21,224 My Mood: Thanks: 158 Thanked 113 Times in 92 Posts	Re: Brains lol, I was expecting "because a good male brain is harder to find." But still funny.

6th May 2006, 04:12 PM	#4
Ly-Las Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 522 Gold: 15 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Brains feels inferior :embarasse

6th May 2006, 05:27 PM	#5
Minotaur2k Meow Join Date: Feb 2006 Shard: Catskills Posts: 580 Gold: 13 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Brains LOL That was really funny.....wait a minute..... There are no stupid questions......only stupid people!

6th May 2006, 07:38 PM	#6
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,850 Gold: 920 My Mood: Thanks: 209 Thanked 117 Times in 84 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Brains Awww. I'm sure that the men in this forum are the exceptions to the rule. tries to hide a snicker We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt

7th May 2006, 11:01 AM	#7
Tovladian Soltyr Timeless Treasures Co-Owner Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Legends Posts: 717 Gold: 6,644 My Mood: Thanks: 11 Thanked 29 Times in 23 Posts	Re: Brains HAY!!!! I use my brain, just because I use it to think about sex, violance, and rock and roll....DOES NOT mean I don't use it. Timeless Treasures Auctions on Legends Grand Re-Opening to be announced - Contact me for more info

7th May 2006, 03:43 PM	#8
DiP Ronin UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,221 Gold: 21,224 My Mood: Thanks: 158 Thanked 113 Times in 92 Posts	Re: Brains Yeah! wait... there something OTHER than sex and violence?

7th May 2006, 04:16 PM	#10
DiP Ronin UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,221 Gold: 21,224 My Mood: Thanks: 158 Thanked 113 Times in 92 Posts	Re: Brains That falls in the sex category Flutter.

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