15th July 2007, 07:59 AM
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| Ronin UOForums Bouncer  Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth
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  | Book Report Students were assigned to read two books, "Titanic" and "My Life", by Bill Clinton. One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories. His professor had a sense of humor and gave the student an A+ for his report: Titanic: $29.99 Clinton: $29.99 Titanic: Over three hours to read Clinton: Over three hours to read Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinto n: Bill is a bull!!!! artist. Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton: Ditto for Bill. Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton: Ditto for Monica. Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton: Let's not go there. Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts. Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember jack. Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton: Monica... ooh, let's not go there either. Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary... basically the same thing.   Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes* |
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15th July 2007, 08:04 AM
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| Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm   Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval
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| Re: Book Report  We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  |
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15th July 2007, 09:35 AM
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| The old guy from Atlantic  Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Atlantic/Lake Austin
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| Re: Book Report that's hilarious  |
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22nd July 2007, 07:08 AM
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| Timeless Treasures Co-Owner  Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Legends
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| Re: Book Report Hey...how'd you get the report I wrote, and why did you edit it?  I didn't write "Lets not go there" in any of the report lol. Timeless Treasures Auctions on Legends Grand Re-Opening to be announced - Contact me for more info |
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