The body builder and the blonde

Mercedes · 18th June 2007, 11:36 AM

THE BODY BUILDER AND THE BLONDE The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have." He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have. The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He Catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was."

**kingtony** · 18th June 2007, 11:47 AM

lol bodybuilder of the world all big on top noi bmi on bottom

**Adri** · 18th June 2007, 01:52 PM

DarksieD · 18th June 2007, 02:35 PM

hehe...good one mercedes

18th June 2007, 11:36 AM	#1
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 777 Gold: 80 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	The body builder and the blonde THE BODY BUILDER AND THE BLONDE The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have." He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have. The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He Catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was."

18th June 2007, 11:47 AM	#2
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,663 Gold: 94 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: The body builder and the blonde lol bodybuilder of the world all big on top noi bmi on bottom

18th June 2007, 01:52 PM	#3
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,748 Gold: 684 My Mood: Thanks: 139 Thanked 71 Times in 49 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: The body builder and the blonde rofl We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

18th June 2007, 02:35 PM	#4
DarksieD The old guy from Atlantic Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Atlantic/Lake Austin Posts: 836 Gold: 2,169 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts	Re: The body builder and the blonde hehe...good one mercedes

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