24th April 2008, 06:25 AM
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| † Virtual hero- real life geek †    Join Date: Jul 2007 Shard: europa
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  | Bob was in trouble Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife wokeup, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, broughtthe box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday. |
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24th April 2008, 11:03 AM
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| Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm  Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval
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| Re: Bob was in trouble :new_rofl:  We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  |
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24th April 2008, 08:55 PM
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| Red-Headed Stepchild  Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Sonoma
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| Re: Bob was in trouble lmao oh man...that's too good...  "When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they went skipping about and that was the beginning of faeries." ~Sir J.M. Barrie "Miss Brant, that's NOT the position I hired you for." |
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26th April 2008, 05:53 AM
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| Timeless Treasures Co-Owner  Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Legends
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| Re: Bob was in trouble *Makes note to self for next anny* O.o, If I stop posting as of March first 2009 you'll all know to send help right?   Timeless Treasures Auctions on Legends Grand Re-Opening to be announced - Contact me for more info |
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26th April 2008, 06:48 AM
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| Ronin UOForums Bouncer  Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth
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| Re: Bob was in trouble If you disappear, you will be a Legend to all fellow men.  Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes* |
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