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Old 29th June 2007, 10:42 PM   #1
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Blondes

FIRST DEGREE

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said
"How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife answered, "I don't know,
some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."


SECOND DEGREE

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the
mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde
says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"


THIRD DEGREE

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out
and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she
opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the
blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and
as she does so,she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts
it to her head.The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The
blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"


FOURTH DEGREE

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She
proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says,
"OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?" The blonde replies, "Oh,
that's
easy: W."


FIFTH DEGREE

What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"


SIXTH DEGREE

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US
government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs.
Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That
was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the
Delaware"


SEVENTH DEGREE

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
reported the crime.The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the
radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. As
the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the
blonde ran out on the porch,shuddered at the sight of the cop and his
dog, then sat down on the steps putting her face in her hands, she
moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the
police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman."
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Re: Blondes

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