Ultimate Online Forums
Go Back   Ultimate Online Forums > Off Topic Forums > Off Topic Area > Jokes & Stuff

Jokes & Stuff Jokes, funny stories, flash movies etc go in here.

 
Thread Tools
Old 4th June 2007, 10:40 AM   #1
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
 
kingtony's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Shard: alantic
Posts: 2,648
Gold: 194
Thanks: 0
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
kingtony the Honestkingtony the Honestkingtony the Honestkingtony the Honestkingtony the Honestkingtony the Honestkingtony the Honestkingtony the Honestkingtony the Honestkingtony the Honestkingtony the Honest
blonde and the sheep

There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes and decided to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.

She asked the shepherd, "If I guess how many sheep there are here, can I keep one?"

He replied "Sure!"

Out of the blue, she blurts out, "352!"

He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick out a sheep. She looks and searches and finally picks out the cutest one.

He looks at her and says, "If I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back!"
kingtony is offline   Return to Top Reply With Quote
Old 4th June 2007, 10:44 AM   #2
Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm
 
Adri's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Shard: Pacific/Landroval
Posts: 3,851
Gold: 920
My Mood:
Thanks: 210
Thanked 117 Times in 84 Posts
Adri The EstimableAdri The EstimableAdri The EstimableAdri The EstimableAdri The EstimableAdri The EstimableAdri The EstimableAdri The EstimableAdri The EstimableAdri The EstimableAdri The Estimable

Awards Showcase
Community Spirit Award 1st Place Winner 
Total Awards: 2

Re: blonde and the sheep

lol

Divider

We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places.
--Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt

Adri is online now   Return to Top Reply With Quote
Old 4th June 2007, 12:42 PM   #3
Banned
 
Mercedes's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Shard: Chessy
Posts: 768
Gold: 108
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Mercedes The EstimableMercedes The EstimableMercedes The EstimableMercedes The EstimableMercedes The EstimableMercedes The EstimableMercedes The EstimableMercedes The EstimableMercedes The EstimableMercedes The EstimableMercedes The Estimable
Re: blonde and the sheep

typical blonde lol
Mercedes is offline   Return to Top Reply With Quote
Old 4th June 2007, 06:40 PM   #4
Agent Zero
 
buddy lee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Shard: Atlantic
Posts: 2,055
Gold: 17,753
Thanks: 24
Thanked 29 Times in 27 Posts
buddy lee the Fairbuddy lee the Fairbuddy lee the Fairbuddy lee the Fairbuddy lee the Fair
Re: blonde and the sheep

lol
buddy lee is offline   Return to Top Reply With Quote
Old 4th June 2007, 06:49 PM   #5
The old guy from Atlantic
 
DarksieD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Shard: Atlantic/Lake Austin
Posts: 870
Gold: 3,427
My Mood:
Thanks: 6
Thanked 12 Times in 10 Posts
DarksieD is unknown
Re: blonde and the sheep

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercedes View Post
typical blonde lol
hmmmm....isn't that blonde hair in your signiture sweety?..hehe

Divider

DarksieD is offline   Return to Top Reply With Quote
Old 5th June 2007, 08:25 AM   #6
Banned
 
Mercedes's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Shard: Chessy
Posts: 768
Gold: 108
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Mercedes The EstimableMercedes The EstimableMercedes The EstimableMercedes The EstimableMercedes The EstimableMercedes The EstimableMercedes The EstimableMercedes The EstimableMercedes The EstimableMercedes The EstimableMercedes The Estimable
Re: blonde and the sheep

Quote:
Originally Posted by DarksieD View Post
hmmmm....isn't that blonde hair in your signiture sweety?..hehe
ouchie, I'll get you DarksieD........ giggles
Mercedes is offline   Return to Top Reply With Quote
Old 5th June 2007, 12:03 PM   #7
Mists of Avalon
 
Sandra Lee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Shard: Catskills
Posts: 390
Gold: 54
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Sandra Lee the KindSandra Lee the KindSandra Lee the KindSandra Lee the KindSandra Lee the KindSandra Lee the Kind
Re: blonde and the sheep

*giggles*

Divider

Sandra Lee
Mists of Avalon
Sandra Lee is offline   Return to Top Reply With Quote
Old 5th June 2007, 05:45 PM   #8
The old guy from Atlantic
 
DarksieD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Shard: Atlantic/Lake Austin
Posts: 870
Gold: 3,427
My Mood:
Thanks: 6
Thanked 12 Times in 10 Posts
DarksieD is unknown
Re: blonde and the sheep

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercedes View Post
ouchie, I'll get you DarksieD........ giggles
hehe...j/k...

Divider

DarksieD is offline   Return to Top Reply With Quote
Old 5th June 2007, 07:25 PM   #9
Madam of Mayhem
 
Rascal's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Shard: Lake Austin
Posts: 1,486
Gold: 705
My Mood:
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Rascal the GoodRascal the GoodRascal the GoodRascal the GoodRascal the GoodRascal the GoodRascal the GoodRascal the GoodRascal the GoodRascal the GoodRascal the Good
Re: blonde and the sheep

I didn't expect that *giggles* and NO I'm not blonde

Divider

Rascal is offline   Return to Top Reply With Quote
Old 6th June 2007, 09:02 AM   #10
Banned
 
Mercedes's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Shard: Chessy
Posts: 768
Gold: 108
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Mercedes The EstimableMercedes The EstimableMercedes The EstimableMercedes The EstimableMercedes The EstimableMercedes The EstimableMercedes The EstimableMercedes The EstimableMercedes The EstimableMercedes The EstimableMercedes The Estimable
Re: blonde and the sheep

Quote:
Originally Posted by DarksieD View Post
hehe...j/k...
Me too but I'm still going to get you just for fun heheh
Mercedes is offline   Return to Top Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? StoneCypher Jokes & Stuff 12 15th February 2008 01:33 PM
Sheep, Wolves, and Sheepdogs DiP Off Topic General Discussion 7 21st December 2007 01:00 PM
This man loves sheep Snugglebunny Bunny Burrow 16 13th August 2007 09:24 AM
A Bunny Hop Sheep Hunt ... Queen Mum Sonoma 4 18th April 2006 10:26 AM


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 03:42 AM.


Powered by vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.2.0
Template-Modifications by TMS
vBCredits v1.4 Copyright ©2007 - 2008, PixelFX Studios