Blonde Lottery

19th November 2005, 10:10 AM

A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.

She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery."

Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins.

She again prays... "God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."

Lottery night comes and she still has no luck.

Once again, she prays... "My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I've always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the lottery just this one time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open.

The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God, Himself... "Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket."

Epona · 19th November 2005, 10:18 AM

**Adam** · 19th November 2005, 10:49 AM

**Ally** · 19th November 2005, 10:57 AM

alesha lancermane · 19th November 2005, 11:01 AM

i read this to my family and my youngest says that sounds like my older sister lolololol ok now i wait for a phone call from queen mum

btw alohas to all sorry been gone so long been crazy in real life but setting down now

alohas

Epona · 19th November 2005, 11:03 AM

Alesha! WElcome back!

19th November 2005, 12:09 PM

Alesha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tackles and hugs*

Your sister eh? Is this the unmarried one... the one Mum promised me as my bride!? *taps foot*

**Queen Mum** · 19th November 2005, 02:43 PM

NOOOOOOOOOO spy NOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!
sister is only 15

(not in your lifetime)

19th November 2005, 02:45 PM

Meh.. only 3 more years... I'll be a good sugar daddy.. I promise!

**Queen Mum** · 19th November 2005, 02:48 PM

there isn't enough sugar in this world
that her "daddy" would ever go for it

19th November 2005, 10:10 AM	#1
SpyderBite Guest Posts: n/a Gold: 0 [Check]	Blonde Lottery A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery." Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins. She again prays... "God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well." Lottery night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays... "My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I've always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the lottery just this one time so I can get my life back in order." Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God, Himself... "Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket."

19th November 2005, 10:18 AM	#2
Epona You Have Been Epownt! Join Date: Sep 2004 Shard: Catskills Posts: 687 Gold: 1,152 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Blonde Lottery lol

19th November 2005, 10:49 AM	#3
Adam Lead Administrator Owner Join Date: Oct 1990 Posts: 6,431 Gold: 148,399 Thanks: 58 Thanked 935 Times in 308 Posts	Re: Blonde Lottery Lol Get your own personal forum Like these ones - Personal forum listing Bored @ work? Play in our arcade! Useful Tips on how to use UOForums Open your own blog

19th November 2005, 10:57 AM	#4
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19th November 2005, 11:01 AM	#5
alesha lancermane Brain has been snail mailed to HAWAII Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Sonoma Posts: 55 Gold: 56 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Blonde Lottery i read this to my family and my youngest says that sounds like my older sister lolololol ok now i wait for a phone call from queen mum btw alohas to all sorry been gone so long been crazy in real life but setting down now alohas When everything seems upside down ... STAND ON YOUR HEAD!

19th November 2005, 11:03 AM	#6
Epona You Have Been Epownt! Join Date: Sep 2004 Shard: Catskills Posts: 687 Gold: 1,152 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Blonde Lottery Alesha! WElcome back!

19th November 2005, 12:09 PM	#7
SpyderBite Guest Posts: n/a Gold: 0 [Check]	Re: Blonde Lottery Alesha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tackles and hugs Your sister eh? Is this the unmarried one... the one Mum promised me as my bride!? taps foot

19th November 2005, 02:43 PM	#8
Queen Mum Lead Administrator Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Sonoma Posts: 3,063 Gold: 22,126 My Mood: Blog Entries: 20 Thanks: 143 Thanked 299 Times in 120 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Blonde Lottery NOOOOOOOOOO spy NOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!! sister is only 15 (not in your lifetime)

19th November 2005, 02:45 PM	#9
SpyderBite Guest Posts: n/a Gold: 0 [Check]	Re: Blonde Lottery Meh.. only 3 more years... I'll be a good sugar daddy.. I promise!

19th November 2005, 02:48 PM	#10
Queen Mum Lead Administrator Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Sonoma Posts: 3,063 Gold: 22,126 My Mood: Blog Entries: 20 Thanks: 143 Thanked 299 Times in 120 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Blonde Lottery there isn't enough sugar in this world that her "daddy" would ever go for it

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