Blonde jokes

DarksieD · 18th June 2007, 03:44 PM

Normally don't repeat blonde jokes as a rule...tends to piss off those of the blonde persuasion...but Mercedes started it so if anyone gets mad talk to her..hehe..anyway here are a couple.

Q. Did you hear about the blonde who drowned?
A. Someone put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool

Q. How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
A. Wave at her.

Q. Why do blondes wear panties?
A. To keep their ankles warm.

Q. What's the difference between blondes and brunettes?
A. Brunettes say "you can" and blondes say "you all can".

again...address all complaints Mercedes..she started it

**kingtony** · 18th June 2007, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarksieD

Normally don't repeat blonde jokes as a rule...tends to piss off those of the blonde persuasion...but Mercedes started it so if anyone gets mad talk to her..hehe..anyway here are a couple.

Q. Did you hear about the blonde who drowned?
A. Someone put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool

Q. How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
A. Wave at her.

Q. Why do blondes wear panties?
A. To keep their ankles warm.

Q. What's the difference between blondes and brunettes?
A. Brunettes say "you can" and blondes say "you all can".

again...address all complaints Mercedes..she started it

no complaints here...hahahha

Rascal · 18th June 2007, 07:38 PM

From the mouth of Kellen......

Q. Whats the firrst thing a blonde does when she gets up in the morning?
A. Goes home....

Blonde walks into a bank to open an account, during her discussion with the bank manager she pulls out $10k to deposit. The bank manager asked her, did you horde this all yourself? She replied...no, my sister horde half of it....

Disclaimer: Rascal typed this but Kellen said it......any complaints please direct them to "KELLEN"

buddy lee · 18th June 2007, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rascal

Blonde walks into a bank to open an account, during her discussion with the bank manager she pulls out $10k to deposit. The bank manager asked her, did you horde this all yourself? She replied...no, my sister horde half of it....

nice

18th June 2007, 03:44 PM	#1
DarksieD The old guy from Atlantic Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Atlantic/Lake Austin Posts: 870 Gold: 3,427 My Mood: Thanks: 6 Thanked 12 Times in 10 Posts	Blonde jokes Normally don't repeat blonde jokes as a rule...tends to piss off those of the blonde persuasion...but Mercedes started it so if anyone gets mad talk to her..hehe..anyway here are a couple. Q. Did you hear about the blonde who drowned? A. Someone put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool Q. How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? A. Wave at her. Q. Why do blondes wear panties? A. To keep their ankles warm. Q. What's the difference between blondes and brunettes? A. Brunettes say "you can" and blondes say "you all can". again...address all complaints Mercedes..she started it

18th June 2007, 07:38 PM	#3
Rascal Madam of Mayhem Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Lake Austin Posts: 1,486 Gold: 705 My Mood: Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Blonde jokes From the mouth of Kellen...... Q. Whats the firrst thing a blonde does when she gets up in the morning? A. Goes home.... Blonde walks into a bank to open an account, during her discussion with the bank manager she pulls out $10k to deposit. The bank manager asked her, did you horde this all yourself? She replied...no, my sister horde half of it.... Disclaimer: Rascal typed this but Kellen said it......any complaints please direct them to "KELLEN"

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