Big People Words

Mercedes · 26th April 2007, 07:34 AM

Big People Words

A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the First grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!

"You need to use Big People words", she was always reminding them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.

"I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Remember! Use Big People words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo choo."

She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use "Big People words."

She then asked little Alec what he had done.

"I read a book," he replied.

"That's WONDERFUL!" The teacher said. "What book did you read?"

Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said............."Winnie the !!!!."

Lord of Shadows · 26th April 2007, 07:37 AM

Hehehe

**Adri** · 26th April 2007, 03:45 PM

Rascal · 26th April 2007, 06:15 PM

haha

26th April 2007, 07:34 AM	#1
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 777 Gold: 79 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Big People Words Big People Words A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the First grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use Big People words", she was always reminding them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Remember! Use Big People words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo choo." She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use "Big People words." She then asked little Alec what he had done. "I read a book," he replied. "That's WONDERFUL!" The teacher said. "What book did you read?" Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said............."Winnie the !!!!."

26th April 2007, 07:37 AM	#2
Lord of Shadows No Rest for the Wicked Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin Posts: 633 Gold: 1,001 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Big People Words Hehehe Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto

26th April 2007, 03:45 PM	#3
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,748 Gold: 633 My Mood: Thanks: 139 Thanked 71 Times in 49 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Big People Words rofl We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

26th April 2007, 06:15 PM	#4
Rascal Madam of Mayhem Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Lake Austin Posts: 1,549 Gold: 55 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Big People Words haha

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