22nd January 2008, 03:27 AM
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  | Beware.. Panda A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons. "Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. "Well, I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats shoots and leaves."   |
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22nd January 2008, 03:31 AM
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| Re: Beware.. Panda *groan* lol We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  |
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22nd January 2008, 07:27 AM
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| Re: Beware.. Panda Oh Gees  Lol |
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22nd January 2008, 08:10 AM
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| Re: Beware.. Panda *ouch* is it bad pun time again?! |
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22nd January 2008, 10:55 AM
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| Re: Beware.. Panda Someone has been reading Maxim.  Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes* |
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22nd January 2008, 10:57 AM
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| Re: Beware.. Panda heh obviously   "When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they went skipping about and that was the beginning of faeries." ~Sir J.M. Barrie "Miss Brant, that's NOT the position I hired you for." |
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22nd January 2008, 03:25 PM
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