Best nights sleep

lklovelykiki24 · 20th February 2008, 09:54 AM

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.

"You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where."

"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."

"No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it."

The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" Asked the manager.

"Never better."

The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?"

"Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Marine.

"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.

"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."

**kingtony** · 20th February 2008, 09:57 AM

Lol That Was Great

**Gnomy** · 20th February 2008, 10:04 AM

hahah.. I'll remember that one!

Calell · 20th February 2008, 10:24 AM

So that's how Dip gets sleep around Maddux... *nods* it's all clear to me now!

lklovelykiki24 · 20th February 2008, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Calell

So that's how Dip gets sleep around Maddux... *nods* it's all clear to me now!

Lol

Good one Calell

20th February 2008, 09:54 AM	#1
lklovelykiki24 Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 710 Gold: 2,437 My Mood: Thanks: 22 Thanked 10 Times in 5 Posts	Best nights sleep By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" Asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Marine. "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."

20th February 2008, 09:57 AM	#2
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,663 Gold: 94 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Best nights sleep Lol That Was Great For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.

20th February 2008, 10:04 AM	#3
Gnomy Forum Legend Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Snowbourn - LOTRO Posts: 2,444 Gold: 14,592 My Mood: Blog Entries: 2 Thanks: 43 Thanked 34 Times in 27 Posts	Re: Best nights sleep hahah.. I'll remember that one! Player of: Demos[Tre], Geronimo aka Gnomy[-V-], Geraldimo[A^K], Rookie[DJs] LOTRO: Coinchin Fur Foot - Snowbourn Server, Guild: House of Sosarian Travellers

20th February 2008, 10:24 AM	#4
Calell Red-Headed Stepchild Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Sonoma Posts: 1,034 Gold: 1,320 My Mood: Thanks: 75 Thanked 70 Times in 57 Posts	Re: Best nights sleep So that's how Dip gets sleep around Maddux... nods it's all clear to me now! "When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they went skipping about and that was the beginning of faeries." ~Sir J.M. Barrie "Miss Brant, that's NOT the position I hired you for."

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