4th February 2008, 12:47 PM
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 |  In best of health An 80 year old man went for his annual check-up and the Doctor said "Friend, for your age, you're in the best shape I've seen." The old fella replied, "Yep. It comes from clean living. I know for sure that I live a good, clean, spiritual life." The Doctor ask him, "What makes you say that?" The old man replied, "If I didn't live a good, clean life, the Lord wouldn't turn the bathroom lights on for me everytime I get up in the middle of the night." The Doc was concerned, "You mean, when you get up in the night to go to the bathroom, the Lord himself turns the light on for you?" "Yep," the old man said, "whenever I get up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for me." Well, the Doctor didn't say anything else, but when the old man's wife came in for her check-up, he felt he had to let her know what her husband said. "Your husband's in fine physical shape, but I'm worried about his mental condition. He told me that every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him. " "He What?" She cried. "He said that every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him." "AHA!!" She exclaimed.......... "So he's the one who's been peeing in the fridge!"   |
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4th February 2008, 01:10 PM
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| Re: In best of health eeewwww LOL StoneCypher |
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5th February 2008, 12:31 AM
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| Red-Headed Stepchild  Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Sonoma
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 | Re: In best of health I've heard of yellow snow. yellow milk is a new one... *ponders*  "When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they went skipping about and that was the beginning of faeries." ~Sir J.M. Barrie "Miss Brant, that's NOT the position I hired you for." |
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6th February 2008, 07:13 AM
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| Re: In best of health eww rofl We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  |
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9th February 2008, 04:13 AM
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| Re: In best of health wouldn't it be quite too cold ? let's not ponder that.. eww and lol yes.  "..the first lesson: that we must be powerful, beautiful and without regret.." - Armand |
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