Best Friendship Letter to pass yet!

Flames · 10th October 2006, 11:30 AM

None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry !!!!!!! who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over !!!!!

Sidenote: Thanks for changing... I was in a hurry! Sowwy!

**Adri** · 10th October 2006, 11:44 AM

**Maddux** · 10th October 2006, 12:20 PM

**DiP** · 10th October 2006, 12:58 PM

So true, they all laugh, but in the winter time, it is really warm and relaxing on two different levels.

Eowyna Rohanna · 10th October 2006, 02:30 PM

Oh, DiP.........*wrinkles nose* Soooooooooooo bad.

John Dell · 11th October 2006, 04:49 AM

Dip is a bed wetter. hihi!

Flames · 11th October 2006, 11:38 AM

I'd talk, Poopie Pants...
What do you do... huh?

John Dell · 11th October 2006, 02:14 PM

Oh so you don't yourself loose sometimes?? Who are you kidding! Well, if that IS true, you must be bottled up and ready to burst!

Flames · 11th October 2006, 03:40 PM

No problem... I can control myself.

As for all your talk about poop, I thought you either had a fetish or a problem...

John Dell · 11th October 2006, 04:04 PM

All talk? Your on something. Only fetish I have is blonds and redheads.

Flames · 11th October 2006, 04:10 PM

Geez... the only thing I am on right now in a chair...

John Dell · 11th October 2006, 04:13 PM

Are you sure? What are you sitting on right now?

10th October 2006, 11:30 AM	#1
Flames Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Napa Posts: 158 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 1 Post	Best Friendship Letter to pass yet! None of that Sissy Crap Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry !!!!!!! who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4. Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over !!!!! Sidenote: Thanks for changing... I was in a hurry! Sowwy! __________________ Last edited by Flames; 10th October 2006 at 03:31 PM.

10th October 2006, 11:44 AM	#2
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,506 Thanks: 93 Thanked 43 Times in 30 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Best Friendship Letter to pass yet! lol __________________ We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

10th October 2006, 12:20 PM	#3
Maddux The One & Only Bandit King :) Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Pacific Posts: 6,446 Thanks: 12 Thanked 42 Times in 33 Posts	Re: Best Friendship Letter to pass yet! __________________

10th October 2006, 12:58 PM	#4
DiP Ronin Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 8,887 Thanks: 88 Thanked 54 Times in 45 Posts	Re: Best Friendship Letter to pass yet! So true, they all laugh, but in the winter time, it is really warm and relaxing on two different levels. __________________ Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

10th October 2006, 02:30 PM	#5
Eowyna Rohanna I may not be the queen of everything, but I'm the duchess of quite a lot Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Landroval--LOTRO Posts: 1,426 Thanks: 6 Thanked 10 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Best Friendship Letter to pass yet! Oh, DiP.........wrinkles nose Soooooooooooo bad. __________________ Thanks to Maddux for the wonderful sig!

11th October 2006, 04:49 AM	#6
John Dell Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Europa Posts: 971 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Best Friendship Letter to pass yet! Dip is a bed wetter. hihi!

11th October 2006, 11:38 AM	#7
Flames Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Napa Posts: 158 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 1 Post	Re: Best Friendship Letter to pass yet! I'd talk, Poopie Pants... What do you do... huh? __________________

11th October 2006, 02:14 PM	#8
John Dell Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Europa Posts: 971 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Best Friendship Letter to pass yet! Oh so you don't yourself loose sometimes?? Who are you kidding! Well, if that IS true, you must be bottled up and ready to burst!

11th October 2006, 03:40 PM	#9
Flames Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Napa Posts: 158 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 1 Post	Re: Best Friendship Letter to pass yet! No problem... I can control myself. As for all your talk about poop, I thought you either had a fetish or a problem... __________________

11th October 2006, 04:04 PM	#10
John Dell Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Europa Posts: 971 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Best Friendship Letter to pass yet! All talk? Your on something. Only fetish I have is blonds and redheads.

11th October 2006, 04:10 PM	#11
Flames Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Napa Posts: 158 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 1 Post	Re: Best Friendship Letter to pass yet! Geez... the only thing I am on right now in a chair... __________________

11th October 2006, 04:13 PM	#12
John Dell Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Europa Posts: 971 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Best Friendship Letter to pass yet! Are you sure? What are you sitting on right now?

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