If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes," delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on floppy
disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetizes the stripes on all your credit cards. It reprograms
your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses
subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It
will program the auto dial on your phone so that you can call only 1-800
numbers. This virus will also mix antifreeze with water in your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

It will drink ALL your beer.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair, and your Nair with
Rogaine.

If the "Bedtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment,
it will leave the toilet seat up, and leave your hair dryer plugged in
dangerously close to a bathtub filled with water.

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******

If you don't send this to 5,000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard
that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,
sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

Send this to everyone you know.

If you are a blonde, this is a joke.

Lol. I think its real, I just farted like big *blushes*