Bank Loan ...

**Queen Mum** · 6th March 2006, 11:27 AM

A frog walked into a bank for a loan.

The loan officer's name was Patricia Wack, and she asked the frog the usual questions,
including "Do you have any collateral?"

Sadly, all the poor frog had was a beautiful crystal unicorn, which he wished to use.

"This is highly irregular" she told the frog. "I'll have to ask the bank president."

She went into his office and explained the situation, ending with the fact that all
the frog had for collateral was the unicorn.

Says the bank president: "It's a nick-nack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan."

*ps ... cookie jar point donations are graciously being accepted...

Cassie · 6th March 2006, 12:15 PM

Mum can I add the part i know to that that makes it longer?

Mapper · 6th March 2006, 02:03 PM

lol... been ages since I heard that.

**Adri** · 6th March 2006, 06:57 PM

*groan* lol

**Queen Mum** · 7th March 2006, 04:23 AM

Add away

t.guilliams · 7th March 2006, 04:54 AM

I get laughed at when I tell that joke... I still tell it though!

Luis · 7th March 2006, 06:00 AM

*awkward silence*

*forced chuckle*

heh.........

j/k lol

6th March 2006, 11:27 AM	#1
Queen Mum Lead Administrator Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Sonoma Posts: 2,863 Blog Entries: 17 Thanks: 65 Thanked 172 Times in 58 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Bank Loan ... A frog walked into a bank for a loan. The loan officer's name was Patricia Wack, and she asked the frog the usual questions, including "Do you have any collateral?" Sadly, all the poor frog had was a beautiful crystal unicorn, which he wished to use. "This is highly irregular" she told the frog. "I'll have to ask the bank president." She went into his office and explained the situation, ending with the fact that all the frog had for collateral was the unicorn. Says the bank president: "It's a nick-nack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan." ps ... cookie jar point donations are graciously being accepted... __________________ ** Sonoma Community Coalition * ICQ 168-812-018 *

6th March 2006, 12:15 PM	#2
Cassie I'm high on life, can't you tell? Join Date: May 2005 Shard: Drachenfels/LS Posts: 238 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Bank Loan ... Mum can I add the part i know to that that makes it longer? __________________

6th March 2006, 02:03 PM	#3
Mapper Europa for the win! Join Date: Jul 2005 Shard: Europa Posts: 286 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Bank Loan ... lol... been ages since I heard that. __________________

6th March 2006, 06:57 PM	#4
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,502 Thanks: 92 Thanked 43 Times in 30 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Bank Loan ... groan lol __________________ We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

7th March 2006, 04:23 AM	#5
Queen Mum Lead Administrator Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Sonoma Posts: 2,863 Blog Entries: 17 Thanks: 65 Thanked 172 Times in 58 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: Bank Loan ... Add away

7th March 2006, 04:54 AM	#6
t.guilliams I'm in your X, Y-ING your Z. Join Date: Jul 2005 Shard: Great Lakes Posts: 233 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Bank Loan ... I get laughed at when I tell that joke... I still tell it though!

7th March 2006, 06:00 AM	#7
Luis Drama queen Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 359 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Bank Loan ... awkward silence forced chuckle heh......... j/k lol

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