Are you a: Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Lord of Shadows · 17th April 2007, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Rhus Radicans

No, because this isn't the first time this has happened. A series of shootings at Appalachian Law School were stopped by armed students, for example, but for reasons of its own, media rarely report instances of citizens stopping violence by being armed.[/url]

I agree. That is the point I have been preaching to the Dems that I work with...dang liberals!!!

**DiP** · 17th April 2007, 12:29 PM

*raises hand* Republican Southerner

I think one thing was wrong though...

Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"

this should have been...

Wife: "I'm not cooking that!'

**kingtony** · 17th April 2007, 02:48 PM

I live in nyc that questions is a everyday accurance but if i were to answer bang bang .

**Dra'ki Areese** · 17th April 2007, 09:17 PM

I thought id blow out both his knee caps and leave him to die a slow, painful death.... what am I?

**DiP** · 17th April 2007, 10:10 PM

Non-voter?

Tovladian Soltyr · 23rd April 2007, 07:12 AM

Wait, I'm not a Democrat, a Republican, or a southerner.

I'm Option "D. Completely f**king sadistic when it comes to protecting himself and family"

B/c when it asked me to really think hard about it I did and this is what I would have done.

First: BANG, this shot would have been to his knee

Second: BANG, this to the arm with the hand holding the knife

Third: BANG, this shot would be me standing over him taking out his other knee.

Forth: BANG, to his other arm just cause I don't feel like being hit while I do the next thing.

Fifth: Take HIS very own knife and begin to cut off his hands and feet.

Sixth: Start a fire and lay blade of knife in it so I can cauterize the wounds.

Seventh: Lean over him and say "Now that will give you the rest of your life to think of why you don't want to F**K with me or my family"

Eighth: Explain to my children how what I did was "Cruel" and I don't want to hear about them doing anything like that in school b/c fighting is wrong.

lol

Lord of Shadows · 23rd April 2007, 07:58 AM

Very nice...

**Adri** · 23rd April 2007, 08:44 AM

I was raised around guns all my life. My grandfather taught me the two big things to keep in mind around guns.
1. Always treat every gun as if it were loaded. No waving it around trying to scare people. That's how you wind up shooting your best friend.
2. Never point a gun at anything you do not intend to kill. Having a weapon of any sort will up the level of violence in any confrontation. A gun makes that level skyrocket. So don't shoot for the knee, the hand, the whatever. A gun isn't a torture device. Besides, if someone is on drugs then sometimes you can shoot them in a limb and they may show down, but they will keep coming after you.

Besides all that, if you shoot to wound, and not kill, then the idiot will probably survive, then sue you for everything you have.

Lord of Shadows · 23rd April 2007, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Adri

Besides all that, if you shoot to wound, and not kill, then the idiot will probably survive, then sue you for everything you have.

I agree...my advice, shoot center mass, and keep shooting until cyclinder/magazine is empty. Then you reload just in case.

17th April 2007, 12:29 PM	#12
DiP Ronin UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,221 Gold: 21,224 My Mood: Thanks: 158 Thanked 113 Times in 92 Posts	Re: Are you a: Democrat, Republican or Southerner? raises hand Republican Southerner I think one thing was wrong though... Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!" this should have been... Wife: "I'm not cooking that!' Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

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kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,648 Gold: 194 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Are you a: Democrat, Republican or Southerner? I live in nyc that questions is a everyday accurance but if i were to answer bang bang .

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Dra'ki Areese Slave to emptiness Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 343 Gold: 80 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Are you a: Democrat, Republican or Southerner? I thought id blow out both his knee caps and leave him to die a slow, painful death.... what am I? I've never figured out how to be gracefully humble without appearing weak. Nor have I figured out how to be gracefully passionate without appearing arrogant. In the end, I always seem to be arrogant and weak instead of humbly passionate.

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Tovladian Soltyr Timeless Treasures Co-Owner Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Legends Posts: 717 Gold: 6,644 My Mood: Thanks: 11 Thanked 29 Times in 23 Posts	Re: Are you a: Democrat, Republican or Southerner? Wait, I'm not a Democrat, a Republican, or a southerner. I'm Option "D. Completely fking sadistic when it comes to protecting himself and family" B/c when it asked me to really think hard about it I did and this is what I would have done. First: BANG, this shot would have been to his knee Second: BANG, this to the arm with the hand holding the knife Third: BANG, this shot would be me standing over him taking out his other knee. Forth: BANG, to his other arm just cause I don't feel like being hit while I do the next thing. Fifth: Take HIS very own knife and begin to cut off his hands and feet. Sixth: Start a fire and lay blade of knife in it so I can cauterize the wounds. Seventh: Lean over him and say "Now that will give you the rest of your life to think of why you don't want to FK with me or my family" Eighth: Explain to my children how what I did was "Cruel" and I don't want to hear about them doing anything like that in school b/c fighting is wrong. lol Timeless Treasures Auctions on Legends Grand Re-Opening to be announced - Contact me for more info Last edited by Tovladian Soltyr; 23rd April 2007 at 07:20 AM..

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Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,850 Gold: 920 My Mood: Thanks: 209 Thanked 117 Times in 84 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Are you a: Democrat, Republican or Southerner? I was raised around guns all my life. My grandfather taught me the two big things to keep in mind around guns. 1. Always treat every gun as if it were loaded. No waving it around trying to scare people. That's how you wind up shooting your best friend. 2. Never point a gun at anything you do not intend to kill. Having a weapon of any sort will up the level of violence in any confrontation. A gun makes that level skyrocket. So don't shoot for the knee, the hand, the whatever. A gun isn't a torture device. Besides, if someone is on drugs then sometimes you can shoot them in a limb and they may show down, but they will keep coming after you. Besides all that, if you shoot to wound, and not kill, then the idiot will probably survive, then sue you for everything you have. We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt

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