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Old 16th April 2007, 07:57 AM   #1
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Are you a: Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.



The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1 ?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"

Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

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Old 16th April 2007, 08:21 AM   #2
 
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Re: Are you a: Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

*raises hand* SOUTHERNER! :grin:

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Old 17th April 2007, 12:26 AM   #3
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Re: Are you a: Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

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*raises hand* SOUTHERNER! :grin:

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Old 17th April 2007, 12:28 AM   #4
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Re: Are you a: Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

I am from Kentucky... defintally vote for the South!

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Re: Are you a: Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Oh yeah, Southerner! lol

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Old 17th April 2007, 07:33 AM   #6
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Re: Are you a: Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Me being an avid gun collector and sport shooter, I would definitely not have a problem finding a gun to shoot, or with the southerner's method mentioned above.

Sidebar: If ONE student at VA Tech had a gun, do you think that 33 people would have died in that massacre?

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Re: Are you a: Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

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Me being an avid gun collector and sport shooter, I would definitely not have a problem finding a gun to shoot, or with the southerner's method mentioned above.

Sidebar: If ONE student at VA Tech had a gun, do you think that 33 people would have died in that massacre?
No, because this isn't the first time this has happened. A series of shootings at Appalachian Law School were stopped by armed students, for example, but for reasons of its own, media rarely report instances of citizens stopping violence by being armed.

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Re: Are you a: Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Southern from Kentucky also
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Re: Are you a: Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

wooo lets here it for the Cantucky people!

I'm from the hills as well.


Yes, I have concealed weapon card, yes if someone rolled up on me in that frame of mind, they would see my concealed weapon just a split second before I split their skull.

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Re: Are you a: Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

In Finland only the police have the right to carry a sidearm. So far, we have been saved from major shooting incidents. Add to that the fact that practically every finnish male receives weapons training in the army, and I suppose we're lucky.
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