Apples and Wine

**Vepl** · 24th April 2007, 09:29 AM

Beloved thought this was funny

*thinks on that*

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples
from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have
to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb
all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to
women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Mercedes · 24th April 2007, 09:54 AM

I've always enjoyed that one myself

Gala · 24th April 2007, 10:09 AM

hehe i like that ^.^

**Snugglebunny** · 24th April 2007, 10:21 AM

hehehe

**kitiara** · 24th April 2007, 11:46 AM

ROFL! Here's to all my tree-top apple friends!

**Adri** · 24th April 2007, 04:09 PM

**Ally** · 24th April 2007, 05:14 PM

lol... notice how the replies are all from women

24th April 2007, 09:29 AM	#1
Vepl Forum Legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 3,621 Gold: 979 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Apples and Wine Beloved thought this was funny thinks on that Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. Another Quality Job by Atlas607 Member of K*S

24th April 2007, 09:54 AM	#2
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 768 Gold: 108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Apples and Wine I've always enjoyed that one myself

24th April 2007, 10:09 AM	#3
Gala I Poke Dots Join Date: Apr 2005 Shard: Sonoma Posts: 363 Gold: 81 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Apples and Wine hehe i like that ^.^

24th April 2007, 10:21 AM	#4
Snugglebunny ♥Yr Mangled Heart♥ Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders Posts: 8,785 Gold: 12,263 My Mood: Thanks: 224 Thanked 53 Times in 40 Posts	Re: Apples and Wine hehehe

24th April 2007, 11:46 AM	#5
kitiara Polar Bear Queen Join Date: Nov 2006 Shard: Atlantic Posts: 4,454 Gold: 1,873 My Mood: Thanks: 83 Thanked 98 Times in 58 Posts	Re: Apples and Wine ROFL! Here's to all my tree-top apple friends! [UOCraft.com] - [FindUO Vendor Search] - [UOComplex] - [Photography: Blog - eBay - Flickr] - [Bird Blog - Geek Blog - Poker Blog]

24th April 2007, 04:09 PM	#6
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,850 Gold: 920 My Mood: Thanks: 209 Thanked 117 Times in 84 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Apples and Wine lol We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt

24th April 2007, 05:14 PM	#7
Ally The Couch Hottie Join Date: Aug 2004 Shard: Lake Austin, Atlantic Posts: 4,493 Gold: 13,671 My Mood: Thanks: 49 Thanked 20 Times in 17 Posts	Re: Apples and Wine lol... notice how the replies are all from women

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