| |||||||
| Jokes & Stuff Jokes, funny stories, flash movies etc go in here. |
| | Thread Tools |
2nd August 2006, 06:31 PM
| #1 |
| Brain has been snail mailed to HAWAII  Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Sonoma
Posts: 55
Gold: 55 Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
 | another one best friend sent me ... scary there are people out there like this They Walk Among Us! Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it. Caution...They Walk Among Us ==================== While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun asking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff." They Walk Among Us! ==================== I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call centre. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call centre was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." They Walk Among Us! ==================== My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving." They Walk Among Us! ==================== My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.. They Walk Among Us! ==================== My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.... They Walk Among Us! ==================== I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned... They Walk Among Us! ==================== I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"... They Walk Among Us! ==================== While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces. Yep, They Walk Among Us, too. They walk among us, AND reproduce!  When everything seems upside down ... STAND ON YOUR HEAD! |
|   |
|
2nd August 2006, 06:37 PM
| #2 |
| Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm   Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval
Posts: 3,850
Gold: 920 My Mood:  Thanks: 209
Thanked 117 Times in 84 Posts
 | Re: another one best friend sent me ... scary there are people out there like this lol! We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  |
|
| |
|
2nd August 2006, 06:40 PM
| #3 |
| The Couch Hottie   Join Date: Aug 2004 Shard: Lake Austin, Atlantic
Posts: 4,493
Gold: 13,670 My Mood:  Thanks: 49
Thanked 20 Times in 17 Posts
| Re: another one best friend sent me ... scary there are people out there like this Lol! I just finished reading that too. My mom sent it to my email.  |
|
| |
|
2nd August 2006, 08:28 PM
| #5 |
| Wycorp--Dwarf Hunter  Join Date: Jul 2005 Shard: Area 52
Posts: 2,435
Gold: 94 Thanks: 0
Thanked 8 Times in 6 Posts
| Re: another one best friend sent me ... scary there are people out there like this I love the girl that thinks she wont get sunburnt if the car keeps moving....lol.  |
|
| |
|
3rd August 2006, 01:31 AM
| #6 |
| Stop staring at my daishos  Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Europa
Posts: 506
Gold: 724 My Mood:  Thanks: 5
Thanked 12 Times in 7 Posts
| Re: another one best friend sent me ... scary there are people out there like this This whole thing reminds of the Darwin Awards. It's quite likely all of these people will eventually contribute to the quality of our gene pool by eliminating their sorry existence in a moronic yet amusing manner.  |
| |
|
3rd August 2006, 03:46 AM
| #7 |
| Brain has been snail mailed to HAWAII Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Sonoma
Posts: 55
Gold: 55 Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
| Re: another one best friend sent me ... scary there are people out there like this she sends these things all the time as i get more i will post them i told her that i post them here and its bring laughs .... which made her happy to know When everything seems upside down ... STAND ON YOUR HEAD! |
|
| |
|
3rd August 2006, 09:35 AM
| #8 |
 Join Date: Sep 2005 Shard: Catskills
Posts: 348
Gold: 87 Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
| Re: another one best friend sent me ... scary there are people out there like this I love the one who thinks the nose ring will be pulled out if the girl turns her head. LOL  |
|
| |
|
3rd August 2006, 11:55 AM
| #9 |
| Offical Cookie Taster  Join Date: Nov 2005 Shard: Drachenfels and Europa
Posts: 505
Gold: 163 My Mood:  Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
| Re: another one best friend sent me ... scary there are people out there like this LOL on the beer run you should have bought 10 cases.   |
|
| |
|
4th August 2006, 04:59 PM
| #10 |
| Banned  Join Date: May 2006 Shard: Pacific
Posts: 247
Gold: 28 Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
| Re: another one best friend sent me ... scary there are people out there like this Hehe |
|
| |
 |
| Thread Tools | |
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| Barney .... The PK? *Warning Scary Comic* | Gnomy | Ultima Online General Discussion | 7 | 22nd September 2007 09:23 AM |
| Get your scary dresses out! | Danuril | Vesper (OOC Board) | 0 | 29th March 2007 09:29 AM |
| Scary job offer | Tukaram | Off Topic General Discussion | 17 | 30th May 2006 12:51 AM |
| Scary movie 4 | Adam | Off Topic General Discussion | 7 | 22nd April 2006 04:09 AM |
| Scary David Hasslehoff video! | Adam | Jokes & Stuff | 12 | 7th April 2006 12:52 PM |
Adri
Ally
