Another Blonde Joke

Toad · 26th June 2007, 08:46 PM

God Loves Blondes

A blonde finds herself in serious trouble.
Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits.
She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.

She prays...
"God, please help me.
I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to
lose my house as well.
Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.
She again prays...
"God, please let me win the lotto!
I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as
well."

Lotto night comes again and she still has no luck.
Once again, she prays.
"My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house,
and my car. My children are starving.
I don't often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant
to You.
PLEASE let me win the lotto just this one time so I can get my life
back in order."

Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open.
The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself...

"Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket."

**Adri** · 27th June 2007, 04:43 AM

**kingtony** · 27th June 2007, 07:27 AM

lol nice

26th June 2007, 08:46 PM	#1
Toad Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Europa Posts: 188 Gold: 55 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Another Blonde Joke God Loves Blondes A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She prays... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto." Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it. She again prays... "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well." Lotto night comes again and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays. "My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order." Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself... "Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket." The army is gone... For now...

27th June 2007, 04:43 AM	#2
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,850 Gold: 920 My Mood: Thanks: 209 Thanked 117 Times in 84 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Another Blonde Joke hehe We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt

27th June 2007, 07:27 AM	#3
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,648 Gold: 194 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Another Blonde Joke lol nice

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