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Old 20th February 2008, 04:03 PM   #11
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we almost got one of these for our boss at work for Christmas
ok im curious 1. what stopped you
2 who sells these things

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Old 20th February 2008, 07:54 PM   #12
 
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You used to be able to get them at Spencers, not sure if they still sell them or not haven't been there in a while...and I know this because I was going to get my dad a blowup cow for his birthday one year (he worked for Wilcox) lol

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Old 20th February 2008, 09:08 PM   #13
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they're called 'Love Ewe's we were gonna get one for a guy we called Salt-Lick Nick in high school... *nods*

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What's up with all these "we were..."s??

I wanted it in my senior pic, and I made it happen! There was also a monkey in there too that I may or may not have had a hand in.

This doesn't count the blow up doll that was left halfway hanging out a friends truck.

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well dip, 'we were' also lazy and too busy with other interests that tormenting the freakish junior that ate bean bag eggs, chewed his toe nails in class, and licked the top of all the salt shakers in the cafeteria fell far behind in the 'to do' list...especially when it took away from our own party funds ^^

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Bah, nonsense! If you think of it, you gotta go through with it!

Ok, so maybe there were things better left as thoughts.

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