Animal Whispere

lklovelykiki24 · 20th February 2008, 11:29 AM

A ventriloquist cowboy took a walk in the country and saw a rancher sitting on his porch with his dog.
Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"
Rancher: "This dog don't talk!"
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it goin'?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Rancher: (Look of extreme shock)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing at rancher)
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Rancher: (Look of disbelief)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Rancher: "Horses don't talk!"
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it goin'?"
Horse: "Cool."
Rancher: (An even wilder look of shock)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing at rancher)
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Rancher: (Look of total amazement)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Rancher: (Hardly able to talk)he said......"Them sheep ain't nothin' but liars, every darned one of 'em!!!!

**kingtony** · 20th February 2008, 11:40 AM

lol i wonder what dip's sheep would say

lklovelykiki24 · 20th February 2008, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingtony

lol I wonder what dip's sheep would say

Sheep Quote: "Bahh! Dont ask don't tell Bahhh!

Had to do it Dip sorry

**DiP** · 20th February 2008, 01:42 PM

Mine are trained to know how to respond.

...

Oh wait, you mean if it talked?

**kingtony** · 20th February 2008, 01:49 PM

lol .just plain wow

**DiP** · 20th February 2008, 01:53 PM

I had one in high school. It's in the class picture

**kingtony** · 20th February 2008, 01:55 PM

lklovelykiki24 · 20th February 2008, 02:32 PM

Lol Kingtony where in the world did you get that pic

**kingtony** · 20th February 2008, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lklovelykiki24

Lol Kingtony where in the world did you get that pic

lol like dip said his yearbook

buddy lee · 20th February 2008, 03:01 PM

we almost got one of these for our boss at work for Christmas

20th February 2008, 11:29 AM	#1
lklovelykiki24 Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 696 Gold: 2,458 My Mood: Thanks: 22 Thanked 11 Times in 6 Posts	Animal Whispere A ventriloquist cowboy took a walk in the country and saw a rancher sitting on his porch with his dog. Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?" Rancher: "This dog don't talk!" Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it goin'?" Dog: "Doin' all right." Rancher: (Look of extreme shock) Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing at rancher) Dog: "Yep." Cowboy: "How's he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Rancher: (Look of disbelief) Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Rancher: "Horses don't talk!" Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it goin'?" Horse: "Cool." Rancher: (An even wilder look of shock) Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing at rancher) Horse: "Yep." Cowboy: "How's he treat you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements." Rancher: (Look of total amazement) Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Rancher: (Hardly able to talk)he said......"Them sheep ain't nothin' but liars, every darned one of 'em!!!!

20th February 2008, 11:40 AM	#2
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,662 Gold: 150 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Animal Whispere lol i wonder what dip's sheep would say For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.

20th February 2008, 01:42 PM	#4
DiP Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,141 Gold: 19,464 My Mood: Thanks: 141 Thanked 100 Times in 84 Posts	Re: Animal Whispere Mine are trained to know how to respond. ... Oh wait, you mean if it talked? Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

20th February 2008, 01:49 PM	#5
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,662 Gold: 150 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Animal Whispere lol .just plain wow Attached Thumbnails For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.

20th February 2008, 01:53 PM	#6
DiP Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,141 Gold: 19,464 My Mood: Thanks: 141 Thanked 100 Times in 84 Posts	Re: Animal Whispere I had one in high school. It's in the class picture Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

20th February 2008, 01:55 PM	#7
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,662 Gold: 150 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Animal Whispere lol For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.

20th February 2008, 02:32 PM	#8
lklovelykiki24 Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 696 Gold: 2,458 My Mood: Thanks: 22 Thanked 11 Times in 6 Posts	Re: Animal Whispere Lol Kingtony where in the world did you get that pic

20th February 2008, 03:01 PM	#10
buddy lee Agent Zero Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Atlantic Posts: 1,957 Gold: 14,131 Thanks: 20 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts	Re: Animal Whispere we almost got one of these for our boss at work for Christmas

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