28th May 2007, 08:55 AM
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  | An English Lesson A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs. Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts! The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts. On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... (Please scroll down) What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English! .............I don't know about you sometimes! |
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28th May 2007, 09:21 AM
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| Madam of Mayhem  Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Lake Austin
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| Re: An English Lesson hahahaha yup okay you got me    |
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28th May 2007, 09:41 AM
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| Polar Bear Queen   Join Date: Nov 2006 Shard: Atlantic
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| Re: An English Lesson LOL me too  [UOCraft.com] - [FindUO Vendor Search] - [UOComplex] - [Photography: Blog - eBay - Flickr] - [Bird Blog - Geek Blog - Poker Blog] |
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28th May 2007, 09:47 AM
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| Re: An English Lesson I thought she would show him her wiener. |
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28th May 2007, 09:47 AM
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| Re: An English Lesson lol We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  |
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28th May 2007, 11:22 AM
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| Re: An English Lesson hehe |
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28th May 2007, 11:30 AM
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| Re: An English Lesson Got me too!  |
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28th May 2007, 06:34 PM
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| Re: An English Lesson hehe...good one  |
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