24th May 2007, 08:33 AM
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  | A Plan gone wrong A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick, so she proceeded to find herself a rich 75-year-old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference. The first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed. When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a condom to cover a twelve-inch erection, and was carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of nose plugs. Fearing her plan had gone desperately amiss, she asked, "What are those for?" The elderly groom replied, "There are two things I can't stand: the sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber." |
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25th May 2007, 07:00 AM
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| Ronin UOForums Bouncer  Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth
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| Re: A Plan gone wrong Hahahahahahahaha!!!   Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes* |
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25th May 2007, 10:27 AM
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| Re: A Plan gone wrong ROFL thats horrible....yet friggin hillarious |
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25th May 2007, 10:29 AM
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| Re: A Plan gone wrong rofl We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  |
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25th May 2007, 10:34 AM
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| Re: A Plan gone wrong haha karma I don't have issues......I have volumes!!  |
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25th May 2007, 10:17 PM
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25th May 2007, 10:37 PM
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| Re: A Plan gone wrong Ojmy!  |
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