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Old 14th May 2008, 10:28 AM   #1
 
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A pirate walks into a bar

With a steering wheel in his pants and the bartender goes, "why is there a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate then says, "Yarrr it's driving me nuts!"
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Old 14th May 2008, 12:21 PM   #2
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I don't know whether to laugh or groan heh

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Old 14th May 2008, 04:05 PM   #3
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