I don't know why, but reading this I was reminded of Dip.

1. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of !!!!.

2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

6. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.

7. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

8. I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a damn word you’re saying.

10. Ahhhh .. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don’t give a damn.

14. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

16. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

18. Any connections between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!

20. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.

21. It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be?

24. Do I look like a people person?

25. This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.

26. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.

27. Sarcasm is just one service we offer.

28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

31. I’ m trying to imagine you with a personality.

32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

33. Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #1?

34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

36. Chaos, panic and disorder…my work here is done.

37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.

39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

40. Oh, I get it…like humor…but different.

Ha ha ha, I can see why...

Lines I've either used, used with different words but same effect, had to use massive forms of restraint to keep in, or will use in the future.

3. How about never? Is never good for you? (mostly said jokingly... mostly)

5. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. (mostly during the summer, on the weekends between 1:00pm - 2:00pm)

6. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter. (to every idiot I've dealt with, I've wanted to say this to)

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?! (replace "flypaper" with "magnet" and "freaks" with "idiots", then I've used this line hundreds of times)

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. (not so much at work, more so when I was in school)

23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be? (same as #6)

24. Do I look like a people person? (same as #6 & #23)

34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. (replace "freaks" with "idiots" and "circuses" with "spontaneous combustion")

38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary. (meh)

Hehehe yep Snugglebug you hit the nail on the head lol
I love this hehehe:grin: My FAV. is the Screw up Fairy hehehe

this would make a great siggy tagline ...

"I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way."

hehe I might make a T shirt out of it Mum!

The Front:
I’m really easy to get along with ...

The Back:
Once you people learn to see it my way...

so coming or going they will get the message!!

That would be a good shirt for the Cafe Press shop!

Lol

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!
That applies to my entire life!!!!
rofl

umm Adri wouldn't mention that to your new interest

Vepl