30 harsh things to say to a naked guy

Mercedes · 3rd April 2007, 08:23 AM

30 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge
people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird.

Lord of Shadows · 3rd April 2007, 08:57 AM

ROFL. Too funny.

spider_0432 · 3rd April 2007, 10:23 AM

thats friggin hilarious. i fell outta my chair laughing

**DiP** · 3rd April 2007, 11:21 AM

HHAHAHAHAHA

Forgot one...

31. I didn't know a zit could have hair on it.

Petra · 3rd April 2007, 11:22 AM

6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?

*hangs head* :embarasse

Sandra Lee · 3rd April 2007, 11:24 AM

ouch x30! *giggles*

**Maddux** · 3rd April 2007, 11:27 AM

Oh my....

Petra · 3rd April 2007, 11:27 AM

*shrugs* seemed like a good idea at the time

**Maddux** · 3rd April 2007, 11:30 AM

hahaha.. I thin the next town hall meeting should be in Petra's Bar.

**DiP** · 3rd April 2007, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maddux

hahaha.. I thin the next town hall meeting should be in Petra's Bar.

*nods*

I wonder if they have a face painting station.

3rd April 2007, 08:23 AM	#1
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 768 Gold: 108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	30 harsh things to say to a naked guy 30 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. Oh no... a flash headache. 11. (giggle and point) 12. Can I be honest with you? 13. How sweet, you brought incense. 14. This explains your car. 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 16. Why is God punishing me? 17. At least this won't take long. 18. I never saw one like that before. 19. But it still works, right? 20. It looks so unused. 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 23. Are you cold? 24. If you get me real drunk first. 25. Is that an optical illusion? 26. What is that? 27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 28. Does it come with an air pump? 29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. 30. I guess this makes me the early bird.

3rd April 2007, 08:57 AM	#2
Lord of Shadows No Rest for the Wicked Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin Posts: 626 Gold: 1,003 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: 30 harsh things to say to a naked guy ROFL. Too funny. Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto

3rd April 2007, 10:23 AM	#3
spider_0432 Squirrely Wrath Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Chesapeake Posts: 18 Gold: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: 30 harsh things to say to a naked guy thats friggin hilarious. i fell outta my chair laughing I wonder if Foamy got my Message???

3rd April 2007, 11:21 AM	#4
DiP Ronin UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,221 Gold: 21,224 My Mood: Thanks: 158 Thanked 113 Times in 92 Posts	Re: 30 harsh things to say to a naked guy HHAHAHAHAHA Forgot one... 31. I didn't know a zit could have hair on it. Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

3rd April 2007, 11:22 AM	#5
Petra Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil. Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: WoW Perenolde/Blackwater Raiders Posts: 1,370 Gold: 2,012 My Mood: Thanks: 1 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	Re: 30 harsh things to say to a naked guy 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? hangs head :embarasse Siggy courtesy of Nevaeh, thank you!

3rd April 2007, 11:24 AM	#6
Sandra Lee Mists of Avalon Join Date: Apr 2005 Shard: Catskills Posts: 390 Gold: 54 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: 30 harsh things to say to a naked guy ouch x30! giggles Sandra Lee Mists of Avalon

3rd April 2007, 11:27 AM	#7
Maddux I've got Skinnies with RPGS! Twelve 'o'clock! Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Pacific Posts: 6,586 Gold: 23,101 Thanks: 22 Thanked 61 Times in 48 Posts	Re: 30 harsh things to say to a naked guy Oh my....

3rd April 2007, 11:30 AM	#9
Maddux I've got Skinnies with RPGS! Twelve 'o'clock! Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Pacific Posts: 6,586 Gold: 23,101 Thanks: 22 Thanked 61 Times in 48 Posts	Re: 30 harsh things to say to a naked guy hahaha.. I thin the next town hall meeting should be in Petra's Bar.

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