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Old 22nd September 2005, 03:10 PM   #1
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2005 You say!

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) yrs of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward
this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list. AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

Go on, forward this to your friends ...you know you want to!

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Old 22nd September 2005, 03:18 PM   #2
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Re: 2005 You say!

lol @ #14 and 15... You got me there

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Old 22nd September 2005, 03:24 PM   #3
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Re: 2005 You say!

I so guilty of numbers 5 and 6

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Old 22nd September 2005, 03:32 PM   #4
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Re: 2005 You say!

Guilty of #10 in the weekends.

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Old 22nd September 2005, 06:33 PM   #5
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Im all about #10...gotta do something while the jo is brewing.

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Old 22nd September 2005, 06:44 PM   #6
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Re: 2005 You say!

ive read this one before.. in fact i think ive read it for every year past 2000....

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I've never figured out how to be gracefully humble without appearing weak.

Nor have I figured out how to be gracefully passionate without appearing arrogant.

In the end, I always seem to be arrogant and weak instead of humbly passionate.
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Old 23rd September 2005, 07:48 AM   #7
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Re: 2005 You say!

Well at my house we are always guilty of #6.

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Old 23rd September 2005, 07:50 AM   #8
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Re: 2005 You say!

Hey someones gotta help with the groceries right?!?

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Re: 2005 You say!

Cool they are all true

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