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Old 29th June 2007, 10:04 AM   #1
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11 people on a rope

11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE ---One has to go

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter,
Ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all,
So they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all
Going to fall. They weren't able to name that person, until the woman
gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let
go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything
For her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always
Making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her
speech, all the men started clapping.


TOUGH LUCK GUYS!
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Old 29th June 2007, 10:22 AM   #2
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hahaha very nice
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