the 10 downfalls of manhood

**kingtony** · 12th June 2007, 12:05 PM

1. You have to take out the garbage.

2. The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000.

3. No sofas in your rest rooms.

4. External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs.

5. Even if you get your head caught in an industrial woodchipper, you're not allowed to cry.

6. James Bond movies only come out every two years.

7. Ribbed for her pleasure, not yours.

8. You have to wear ties.

9. You can't flirt your way out of a jam.

10. "Women and children first"

Mercedes · 12th June 2007, 01:30 PM

oh there is more then 10 rofl, j/k

**kingtony** · 12th June 2007, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Mercedes

oh there is more then 10 rofl, j/k

i tried but couldn't come up with one

Mercedes · 12th June 2007, 02:33 PM

picky about your beer, lol got ya

ccasion14:

**Adri** · 12th June 2007, 02:49 PM

buddy lee · 12th June 2007, 03:01 PM

**Snugglebunny** · 12th June 2007, 05:09 PM

Loveeeeeeee it~!

**DiP** · 12th June 2007, 06:08 PM

11. Have to be trained to put the toilet seat down. There are no exceptions.

12. Forced to go to the grocery store, push the cart, pay at the register, but have no say in what's bought.

**Adri** · 13th June 2007, 07:51 AM

lol
I let my bf help pick out stuff at the store! It's just that I am usually cooking, and he doesn't know what I need for a menu lol. Besides, cheetos and salsa is NOT a meal!

Lord of Shadows · 13th June 2007, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Adri

Besides, cheetos and salsa is NOT a meal!

It's not???? LOL

12th June 2007, 12:05 PM	#1
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,662 Gold: 157 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	the 10 downfalls of manhood 1. You have to take out the garbage. 2. The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000. 3. No sofas in your rest rooms. 4. External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs. 5. Even if you get your head caught in an industrial woodchipper, you're not allowed to cry. 6. James Bond movies only come out every two years. 7. Ribbed for her pleasure, not yours. 8. You have to wear ties. 9. You can't flirt your way out of a jam. 10. "Women and children first"

12th June 2007, 01:30 PM	#2
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 774 Gold: 99 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: the 10 downfalls of manhood oh there is more then 10 rofl, j/k

12th June 2007, 02:33 PM	#4
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 774 Gold: 99 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: the 10 downfalls of manhood picky about your beer, lol got ya ccasion14:

12th June 2007, 02:49 PM	#5
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,763 Gold: 5,913 My Mood: Thanks: 177 Thanked 93 Times in 65 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: the 10 downfalls of manhood lol We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

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buddy lee Agent Zero Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Atlantic Posts: 1,963 Gold: 14,231 Thanks: 22 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts	Re: the 10 downfalls of manhood true

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12th June 2007, 06:08 PM	#8
DiP Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,149 Gold: 19,888 My Mood: Thanks: 143 Thanked 102 Times in 86 Posts	Re: the 10 downfalls of manhood 11. Have to be trained to put the toilet seat down. There are no exceptions. 12. Forced to go to the grocery store, push the cart, pay at the register, but have no say in what's bought. Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

13th June 2007, 07:51 AM	#9
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,763 Gold: 5,913 My Mood: Thanks: 177 Thanked 93 Times in 65 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: the 10 downfalls of manhood lol I let my bf help pick out stuff at the store! It's just that I am usually cooking, and he doesn't know what I need for a menu lol. Besides, cheetos and salsa is NOT a meal! We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!