I like to include some 'fun posts' I find from time to time ,so here is today

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Ok, I mean, all I hear about these days is PunkBuster, Scripters, PvP changes, PvM changes, and that other non-game-impacting stuff. I mean, don't we have more important things to discuss here? You all know what I am talking about. It's those non-disappearing, Peeping-Tom HORDE MINIONS!

Yes, the TRUE bane of UO. Horde Minions that do NOT disappear when their masters do.
They are EVERYWHERE. They just stand there, staring, staring all the time. I had one under my house sign for weeks, before the GM finally removed him for me. I felt so uncomfortable. My privacy was just violated. All he did was stare. He never spoke, never moved away, just stared. I repeatedly asked him to leave, and finally tried to attack him, but nothing. He just stared, saying nothing, in that creepy way of his. He is immortal, and very rude. No where is safe.

Fellow players, it is time we make a stand! We will not tolerate these hordes of Horde Minions any longer! We must band together and demand that these nosy, blue mutant Smurfs no longer be allowed to remain untouchable, immovable, immortal!

If we cannot get rid of the Horde Minions, I really will have to close all my bajillion accounts. This is just too much.

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What???!!!

No Dev Response to this YET!!???

I mean..OK..it is the 4th of July and a Holiday and all...but for crying out loud!!

These lil blue bastages are going to take over Brittannia...we need HELP!!

NOW!!

PLEASE!!!!!

Oh...and DON'T stare back!! It just encourages them!!

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I have a horde minion outside my house. His name is Colin. He eats cauliflower and chocolate. We talk a lot. He tells me to do things. Naughty things. Bad things. God tells him to tell me to hurt people. Colin wants their eye juice. He says I can rule above the ground when the big blue man comes. Colin tells me to touch his tummy but I haven't yet. Should I?


Now THATS one scary post folks *shudders*and brought this comment from another player

Egads! This is even worse than I'd thought. Mind-control. Eeks! STAY AWAY FROM COLIN. STAY AWAY FROM HIS TUMMY!!

Devs! Please do something!

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They're not the only evil ones:




a little later:




Holy cow, looks like Evil gets its reward:






umm...I don't know how far he's gonna get...






Wilki's response was a little serious but at least he replied

Hmm, we were just talking about an issue with the personal attendants along these lines... I wonder if they fix could be adapted easily?

I'll mention it to the design team.


[lets hope CatHat comes up with one of his humurous arty replies...Tabby ]

Firstly, lol at the picture series, made my morning much brighter what with work and hangover etc etc...

... and I agree, we really need to get rid of all those horde minions. In addition to the ones just sitting forever staring at us, for ages there's been bugged horde minions popping up in Haven that attack the poor new folks and they can't be killed except with summons or pets outside of guardzone. Calling guards does nothing.

Rub my tummy!