Toilet Cleaning Instructions:





1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse."

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

Heard that one, but always a pleasure to hear again!

Im seriously going to try that one.

Here's another ~ Heard someone famous tell this joke on E a while ago.

Stop me if you've heard this one before. heh

The chicken and the egg are lying in bed. Chicken's laying there smoking a cigarette with a smile on his face. Satisfied. The egg's lying there with a scowl on her face, arms crossed. Unsatisfied. The egg rolls over and looks at the chicken and says, "Well I guess that answers that question..."