Ok guys, I just wanted to know what the funniest excuse for someone dying to your hand was?????

Mine:-

"Its not my fault i died, I slipped and my chair spun round and the headphone cable got wrapped around my chair and pulled my head into my keyboard. So I couldn't see my screen."

At which point I nearly fell off my chair.

I want to hear your funniest............

Necro's have an advantage here, cos we see dead people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well this guy didnt die to me, but he died at a spawn.

We were doing despise one night, and all of a sudden this guy, Digiknight, says in vent "Uh, guys, someone is breaking into my house, brb" About 2 min later, he comes back saying he chased them down the street a few houses with a cooking pan, but gave up cause he wanted to get rezzed and help finish the spawn.

Some guy said I used a hack to make his character run towards me while I hit him with a halberd. This was a long time ago, mind you, hence the halberd.

Anyway, we found out it was cause the idiot had made his character do auto follow on me. He would go running, then stop and turn around and walk towards me for a free hit. Very funny.

Love it, keep em coming.............
Some people will come out with any old excuse.