You know you play UO too much when...

Cephas · 21st August 2006, 03:45 PM

...you've ever taken mortar & pestle to garlic cloves, just to see if it really does make an orange liquid.
...you've ever said "Rel Sanct" when someone sneezed.

Yuallica · 21st August 2006, 04:02 PM

You play too much UO when you can't understand why things like apples don't stack in real life.

Vindicator · 24th August 2006, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhus Radicans

What's worse is going to bed after playing UO and spend the night dreaming you're playing UO, acquiring major arty after major arty, and a castle to put them all in, and then waking up.

We must have the same dreams...

Bo · 24th August 2006, 10:37 AM

you can understand what Maddux posted in the contest area

Too much work for me to decipher

Sysaro Rakshasa · 20th June 2008, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowy

You check your UO Aquarium every day religiously, worry if you miss a day or two, and mourn the loss of one of your precious special color Corals....

You check your UO Aquarium every day religiously, worry if you miss a day or two, but forget to feed your REAL fish.

Limlight · 20th June 2008, 12:39 PM

You drive around your neighborhood houses wondering if any of them are In Danger of Collapsing.

Magister_Returns · 20th June 2008, 01:33 PM

You think you can sell your potted plant collection in the window sill for mils.

Your spouse tells you to turn that @#$%ing game off.

Your spouse introduces your daughter to the back of your head, because you face the wall when you're on the laptop.

Last two have happened to me.

~M

chargar42 · 21st June 2008, 04:27 AM

How about when you drive buy someones house on garbage day and they have placed furniture, appliances etc and your first thought was IDOC.

Dareth · 21st June 2008, 05:29 AM

When you've stayed up too late playing the night before..and your daughter comes in to wake you to take her to school and you tell her to hit the recall rune..when she tells you there's not one..you tell her its ok, your dragon, Heartburn, will escort her so the monsters wont attack her.....

uobuoy · 21st June 2008, 07:49 PM

I've actually did this a lot as a new player...

...when you're walking or driving around and your eyes are glued to the ground looking for stuff to pickup.

Lord Target · 22nd June 2008, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toplessphoenix

...when some one reeeeaaaalllllyyyy makes u mad and u wish u were in fel.....

I've had this problem. Mostly I just want to PK them if it gets that bad. Some people could just use an e-bolt to the head. Usually doesn't fail to knock some sense into them.

They'd be able to run to a Healer and get ressed, right?

Wait....oh no...

....uh oh....excuse me.

Lord Target · 22nd June 2008, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shinobi

You believe you are GM Snooping, so you dig through someone's backpack at school, and are shocked when they turn around and say ".....what the hell are you doing?"

Quote:

You spin around in circles at clubs, claiming you're dancing.

This one's priceless. Bahahaha.

Quote:

And the number one way of knowing when you've played too much UO:

You blame your bad gas on low magery.

LOL! OT: Fizzling spells, graphic included, was the most entertaining joke added into UO.

I do sometimes wonder what life would be like if everyone went into the war-mode stance when they were about to start fighting.

EDIT: You know you've played too much UO when you start realizing how much the UO symbol looks like a flipped-up toilet seat. It makes it difficult to use the restroom.

Another sign of playing too much UO, is dreams involving your RL friends, teleportation, and hitting monsters/people you don't like IRL/Ingame in the face with fireballs...and actually yelling out 'Vas Flam' at these people as you cast the spell, after removing the spellbook from your backpack, of course. Teleportation is very different (and cool) in Dream-world.

I swear I've never had one of these dreams.

21st August 2006, 03:45 PM	#61
Cephas Lord of Knights [V] Join Date: Jun 2006 Shard: Napa Valley Posts: 57 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: You know you play UO too much when... ...you've ever taken mortar & pestle to garlic cloves, just to see if it really does make an orange liquid. ...you've ever said "Rel Sanct" when someone sneezed. __________________ The Illustrious Lord Cephas [Lord of Knights, V] Grandmaster Armsman and Knight of Compassion, Valor & Sacrifice, Follower of Honor

21st August 2006, 04:02 PM	#62
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20th June 2008, 01:33 PM	#67
Magister_Returns He's Fing Matt Damon Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,068 Thanks: 32 Thanked 42 Times in 32 Posts	Re: You know you play UO too much when... You think you can sell your potted plant collection in the window sill for mils. Your spouse tells you to turn that @#$%ing game off. Your spouse introduces your daughter to the back of your head, because you face the wall when you're on the laptop. Last two have happened to me. ~M

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21st June 2008, 05:29 AM	#69
Dareth Join Date: May 2008 Shard: Chesapeake Posts: 41 Thanks: 18 Thanked 11 Times in 6 Posts	Re: You know you play UO too much when... When you've stayed up too late playing the night before..and your daughter comes in to wake you to take her to school and you tell her to hit the recall rune..when she tells you there's not one..you tell her its ok, your dragon, Heartburn, will escort her so the monsters wont attack her.....

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