You know you play UO too much when...

Snowy · 4th May 2006, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageFactor

..... clipped for clarity....
You wonder why you get strange looks at the bank for saying "bank" and stand motionless just outside the bank walls. ..... .

Now that one might actually apply!

Jomo · 11th May 2006, 11:42 AM

ferretting through other peoples waste looking for weapons and armour to smelt down for the ore

Yuallica · 11th May 2006, 01:12 PM

You try to buy 10000 raw fish steaks to raise your cooking skill...

SpyderBite · 11th May 2006, 01:16 PM

At work the other night....

A smart ass warehouse worker who everyone hates is told over and over again to use the fork lift to take boxes off the 3rd shelf. He climbs a ladder and proceeds to pull a box of branded soccer balls off the shelf.. loses his balance, falls and 200 soccer balls spill out hitting him in the head over and over again.

I yelled from my office door... "You got soooooo Owned you Newb!"

Snowy · 11th May 2006, 03:21 PM

LOL!!!!!! Very good!

14th May 2006, 10:49 PM

Made an account just to throw a few of these out there...

After being ganked, one of the gankers says "HAHA OWNED 1 ON 1 FAIR DUEL." You then wish you could go to their house irl, be online in their driveway, and let them kill your character. Then you knock on the door, and they answer with a smirk on their face. You then punch them in the face and slam their head into the wall. Delete their chars from their own computer, and then you grab them and say "Owned 1 on 1, fair duel"...and walk out. (i swear i've never thought this...)

You get jumped in an ally, (you also know you've played too much UO if you thought that i meant anything other than the area between two buildings) and when your friends ask you what happened, you say you got ganked.

You actually consider going to a UO meeting irl...

You buy UO items (a.k.a. PIXELS) on ebay with real money.

You paint yourself grey and walk around town, convinced the entire time no one can see you because you are stealthing.

You believe you are GM Snooping, so you dig through someone's backpack at school, and are shocked when they turn around and say ".....what the hell are you doing?"

You believe the shower is useless because it does not exist in UO.

You punch someone on the street, and are surprised that a man inside a bolt of lightning didn't just strike you down.

You spin around in circles at clubs, claiming you're dancing.

You claim a friend is using a bug, because your snickers bar was supposedly locked down.

And the number one way of knowing when you've played too much UO:

You blame your bad gas on low magery.

14th May 2006, 11:58 PM

We have a bunch on a page on our guild site we did and wrote sometime ago.

http://www.bajahcv.com/humor.html

it's slow to load as it has music... and the back ground is very obnoxious on purpose...

But enjoy!

Bo · 15th May 2006, 07:33 AM

This happened to a guy in my guild, and it went down while he was talking on Vent. He was sitting at his computer, and someone tried to break into his house, so he says "I'll be right back, someones trying to break into my house" So he gets up from his desk, while logged in, and runs down the street after him, and decides to not pursue him any longer, cause he wanted to get back to the spawn. So if anyone wants an easy house to rob, go to this guys house. He cares more about gaming than the safety of his home! hehe....

**Adri** · 15th May 2006, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DelacourtSisters

We have a bunch on a page on our guild site we did and wrote sometime ago.

http://www.bajahcv.com/humor.html

it's slow to load as it has music... and the back ground is very obnoxious on purpose...

But enjoy!

lol
some of those are great!

Snowy · 15th May 2006, 06:43 PM

Loved that site! Thanks for posting it.

11th May 2006, 11:42 AM	#32
Jomo always tring to help someone Join Date: Nov 2005 Shard: Europa Posts: 237 Gold: 61 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: You know you play UO too much when... ferretting through other peoples waste looking for weapons and armour to smelt down for the ore Respect everyone

11th May 2006, 01:12 PM	#33
Yuallica Join Date: Nov 2005 Shard: Drachenfels Posts: 451 Gold: 3 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: You know you play UO too much when... You try to buy 10000 raw fish steaks to raise your cooking skill...

11th May 2006, 01:16 PM	#34
SpyderBite Join Date: Apr 2006 Shard: Siege Perilous Posts: 306 Gold: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post	Re: You know you play UO too much when... At work the other night.... A smart ass warehouse worker who everyone hates is told over and over again to use the fork lift to take boxes off the 3rd shelf. He climbs a ladder and proceeds to pull a box of branded soccer balls off the shelf.. loses his balance, falls and 200 soccer balls spill out hitting him in the head over and over again. I yelled from my office door... "You got soooooo Owned you Newb!" Circle of the Flame Alliance Forums

11th May 2006, 03:21 PM	#35
Snowy Pretty Nice Disguise, isn't it? Join Date: Nov 2005 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 1,135 Gold: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: You know you play UO too much when... LOL!!!!!! Very good! ~ "It's definitely a Bubble Bath Day.". ~ Dove Promise ~

14th May 2006, 10:49 PM	#36
Shinobi Guest Posts: n/a Gold: 0 [Check]	Re: You know you play UO too much when... Made an account just to throw a few of these out there... After being ganked, one of the gankers says "HAHA OWNED 1 ON 1 FAIR DUEL." You then wish you could go to their house irl, be online in their driveway, and let them kill your character. Then you knock on the door, and they answer with a smirk on their face. You then punch them in the face and slam their head into the wall. Delete their chars from their own computer, and then you grab them and say "Owned 1 on 1, fair duel"...and walk out. (i swear i've never thought this...) You get jumped in an ally, (you also know you've played too much UO if you thought that i meant anything other than the area between two buildings) and when your friends ask you what happened, you say you got ganked. You actually consider going to a UO meeting irl... You buy UO items (a.k.a. PIXELS) on ebay with real money. You paint yourself grey and walk around town, convinced the entire time no one can see you because you are stealthing. You believe you are GM Snooping, so you dig through someone's backpack at school, and are shocked when they turn around and say ".....what the hell are you doing?" You believe the shower is useless because it does not exist in UO. You punch someone on the street, and are surprised that a man inside a bolt of lightning didn't just strike you down. You spin around in circles at clubs, claiming you're dancing. You claim a friend is using a bug, because your snickers bar was supposedly locked down. And the number one way of knowing when you've played too much UO: You blame your bad gas on low magery.

14th May 2006, 11:58 PM	#37
DelacourtSisters Guest Posts: n/a Gold: 0 [Check]	Re: You know you play UO too much when... We have a bunch on a page on our guild site we did and wrote sometime ago. http://www.bajahcv.com/humor.html it's slow to load as it has music... and the back ground is very obnoxious on purpose... But enjoy!

15th May 2006, 07:33 AM	#38
Bo byebye sandland! less than 24hrs to go! Join Date: Sep 2005 Shard: Baja Posts: 2,534 Gold: 533 My Mood: Thanks: 0 Thanked 9 Times in 4 Posts	Re: You know you play UO too much when... This happened to a guy in my guild, and it went down while he was talking on Vent. He was sitting at his computer, and someone tried to break into his house, so he says "I'll be right back, someones trying to break into my house" So he gets up from his desk, while logged in, and runs down the street after him, and decides to not pursue him any longer, cause he wanted to get back to the spawn. So if anyone wants an easy house to rob, go to this guys house. He cares more about gaming than the safety of his home! hehe....

15th May 2006, 06:43 PM	#40
Snowy Pretty Nice Disguise, isn't it? Join Date: Nov 2005 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 1,135 Gold: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: You know you play UO too much when... Loved that site! Thanks for posting it. ~ "It's definitely a Bubble Bath Day.". ~ Dove Promise ~

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