You know you play UO too much when...

DamageFactor · 28th April 2006, 08:47 PM

This thread will either die a shameful early death or it will die of spam...

You know you play UO too much when:

You write a 20 page book to see if they really will make them permanent on NPC bookshelves all over your shard. (I dunno yet, I'll let you all know if it happens)

You refer to yourself as a Legendary (insert professional title here)

Your shard goes down and you blame it on scripters for overloading the economy system

You attempt to heal your real pets with nothing more than a cut up old bed sheet

Your keep a collection of bloody bandages when you are done

You are surprised when your pet doesn't decay in 10 mins...

That should be enough to cause hate mail :shocked:

SpyderBite · 28th April 2006, 08:49 PM

You go to the zoo... at the rhino exhibit you wonder 1. Is it tameable and 2. ridable.

Dain Bramage · 28th April 2006, 09:11 PM

You run around screaming Vas Ort Flam and Corp Por yet nobody seems to be keeling over except in laughter.

Your strangle spell only works when you lay your hands upon their neck.

You wish daily that recall and gate travel worked in the real world.

Snowy · 28th April 2006, 10:02 PM

You check your UO Aquarium every day religiously, worry if you miss a day or two, and mourn the loss of one of your precious special color Corals....

Prizim · 28th April 2006, 10:16 PM

You wish daily that recall and gate travel worked in the real world

That is so me...!!!!!

Rhus Radicans · 29th April 2006, 01:41 AM

What's worse is going to bed after playing UO and spend the night dreaming you're playing UO, acquiring major arty after major arty, and a castle to put them all in, and then waking up.

Minotaur2k · 29th April 2006, 07:12 AM

You hit the snooze button and decide it will be ok to sleep in another 2 hours and recall to work later.....then an hour later you wake up a realize your an idiot and rush to work.

You tell your 2 pets "All Follow Me" and when they don't listen you repeat it 5 more times until they walk away and you figure they have gone wild....

Deraj · 29th April 2006, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhus Radicans

What's worse is going to bed after playing UO and spend the night dreaming you're playing UO, acquiring major arty after major arty, and a castle to put them all in, and then waking up.

I've lost count of all my UO dreams.

But what's even worse (and sad because it actually happened), I woke up for school one morning and while half asleep had the character selection screen in mind and was wondering what character I'd log on to go to school with.

Sigh.

Talon · 29th April 2006, 12:24 PM

You spend ten minutes in your garden shed looking for that ornate axe to show it off.

Snowy · 29th April 2006, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talon

You spend ten minutes in your garden shed looking for that ornate axe to show it off.

I love that one!!! Nice Spellchanneling Ornate to impress people as you chop your trees!

28th April 2006, 08:47 PM	#1
DamageFactor Legendary Newbie Join Date: Apr 2006 Shard: Chesapeake Posts: 81 Gold: 22 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	You know you play UO too much when... This thread will either die a shameful early death or it will die of spam... You know you play UO too much when: You write a 20 page book to see if they really will make them permanent on NPC bookshelves all over your shard. (I dunno yet, I'll let you all know if it happens) You refer to yourself as a Legendary (insert professional title here) Your shard goes down and you blame it on scripters for overloading the economy system You attempt to heal your real pets with nothing more than a cut up old bed sheet Your keep a collection of bloody bandages when you are done You are surprised when your pet doesn't decay in 10 mins... That should be enough to cause hate mail :shocked: You might be a geek if you quote some obscure 16th century German philosopher... You ARE a geek if you quote it in German... -Some unknown 16th century German philosopher

28th April 2006, 08:49 PM	#2
SpyderBite Join Date: Apr 2006 Shard: Siege Perilous Posts: 306 Gold: 9 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post	Re: You know you play UO too much when... You go to the zoo... at the rhino exhibit you wonder 1. Is it tameable and 2. ridable. Circle of the Flame Alliance Forums

28th April 2006, 09:11 PM	#3
Dain Bramage Damaged Goods Join Date: May 2005 Shard: Napa Valley and Siege Posts: 81 Gold: 68 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: You know you play UO too much when... You run around screaming Vas Ort Flam and Corp Por yet nobody seems to be keeling over except in laughter. Your strangle spell only works when you lay your hands upon their neck. You wish daily that recall and gate travel worked in the real world.

28th April 2006, 10:02 PM	#4
Snowy Pretty Nice Disguise, isn't it? Join Date: Nov 2005 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 1,127 Gold: 11 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: You know you play UO too much when... You check your UO Aquarium every day religiously, worry if you miss a day or two, and mourn the loss of one of your precious special color Corals.... ~ "It's definitely a Bubble Bath Day.". ~ Dove Promise ~

28th April 2006, 10:16 PM	#5
Prizim I am getting too old for this!! Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Sonoma Posts: 207 Gold: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: You know you play UO too much when... You wish daily that recall and gate travel worked in the real world That is so me...!!!!!

29th April 2006, 01:41 AM	#6
Rhus Radicans Join Date: Apr 2006 Shard: Catskills Posts: 603 Gold: 24 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: You know you play UO too much when... What's worse is going to bed after playing UO and spend the night dreaming you're playing UO, acquiring major arty after major arty, and a castle to put them all in, and then waking up.

29th April 2006, 07:12 AM	#7
Minotaur2k Meow Join Date: Feb 2006 Shard: Catskills Posts: 580 Gold: 10 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: You know you play UO too much when... You hit the snooze button and decide it will be ok to sleep in another 2 hours and recall to work later.....then an hour later you wake up a realize your an idiot and rush to work. You tell your 2 pets "All Follow Me" and when they don't listen you repeat it 5 more times until they walk away and you figure they have gone wild.... There are no stupid questions......only stupid people!

29th April 2006, 12:24 PM	#9
Talon Offical Cookie Taster Join Date: Nov 2005 Shard: Drachenfels and Europa Posts: 504 Gold: 111 My Mood: Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: You know you play UO too much when... You spend ten minutes in your garden shed looking for that ornate axe to show it off.

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