UO Wedding Help

**Maddux** · 11th November 2006, 06:18 PM

So many Clerics, so ready to send young and old couples to each others throats in UO Holy Union of Marriage. Those same Clerics should take murder counts for each failed marriage they presided over.

*grins* And I am willing to take those counts.

**Adri** · 11th November 2006, 09:23 PM

*ponders the idea of Maddux officiating at a wedding with the assistance of Dip*

*shudders*

**DiP** · 12th November 2006, 05:35 AM

Hmmm, an aid to a wedding... nah. I'd rather be an aid to the honeymoon.

**Maddux** · 13th November 2006, 04:21 AM

Hand over that bachelor card and take this.

**bendavho** · 13th November 2006, 08:19 AM

hahaha........too funny

**Queen Mum** · 15th November 2006, 05:05 PM

we heard from Archcleric Lord Azure of UOWeddings, the post is here -> UO Weddings Site ... on it

TY.

**Maddux** · 15th November 2006, 05:40 PM

With so many eager to get Married so quickly, sometimes its not the perfect match. In addition to performing Weddings, Dip and I can help arrange a quick divorce. The troublesome and annoying spouse getting to you, we can arrange a quick and timely lethal accident. Never to be bothered again. You want to watch, we can arrange it so You and your friends are there when your significant other has her accident. Want it video taped, not a problem.

If accidents, are not what your looking for, We have the Spouse in Hidding Package. We can arrange a new identity and get you to a new shard so you can start your new begining. Details and specifics can be worked out upon request. The Federal Bereau of Investigation has based their witness protection program off our Spouse in Hidding Package Please send all Inquiries to Eowyna Rohanna.

**Queen Mum** · 18th November 2006, 05:17 PM

We are delighted to announce that the UOWedding site is back online! As I mentioned earlier, we do other types of ceremonies so feel free to contact us and we will try to help you with whatever it is your planning.

Personally, I have been honored by officiating at Tamer Blessings, the Hurricane & Tsunami Memorial Ceremonies, Death and Burial Ceremonies, a divorce (where I did not perform the original UO Wedding ceremony), and even a Trial followed by the execution! So yes, this cleric tries to help you with your ceremonial needs.

Lady Kylana · 16th January 2007, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maddux

If accidents, are not what your looking for, We have the Spouse in Hidding Package. We can arrange a new identity and get you to a new shard so you can start your new begining. Details and specifics can be worked out upon request. The Federal Bereau of Investigation has based their witness protection program off our Spouse in Hidding Package Please send all Inquiries to Eowyna Rohanna.

Haha....that would come in handy for all those in-game spouses that get obsessive and clingy. I've seen it happen.

Kylana

Unsupportable · 16th January 2007, 10:28 AM

One or Two spring to mind (re-arrange the letters) nibroCcM ilE

P.S. I'll give you a clue, read it backwards. Its a wonder soahC never gave you a call, Maddux

11th November 2006, 06:18 PM	#51
Maddux I've got Skinnies with RPGS! Twelve 'o'clock! Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Pacific Posts: 6,614 Gold: 23,716 Thanks: 22 Thanked 62 Times in 49 Posts	Re: UO Wedding Help So many Clerics, so ready to send young and old couples to each others throats in UO Holy Union of Marriage. Those same Clerics should take murder counts for each failed marriage they presided over. grins And I am willing to take those counts.

11th November 2006, 09:23 PM	#52
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,850 Gold: 1,562 My Mood: Thanks: 211 Thanked 118 Times in 85 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: UO Wedding Help ponders the idea of Maddux officiating at a wedding with the assistance of Dip shudders We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt

12th November 2006, 05:35 AM	#53
DiP Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,256 Gold: 20,984 My Mood: Thanks: 165 Thanked 115 Times in 94 Posts	Re: UO Wedding Help Hmmm, an aid to a wedding... nah. I'd rather be an aid to the honeymoon. Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

13th November 2006, 04:21 AM	#54
Maddux I've got Skinnies with RPGS! Twelve 'o'clock! Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Pacific Posts: 6,614 Gold: 23,716 Thanks: 22 Thanked 62 Times in 49 Posts	Re: UO Wedding Help Hand over that bachelor card and take this.

13th November 2006, 08:19 AM	#55
bendavho Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 2006 Shard: Lake Austin Posts: 3,558 Gold: 193 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: UO Wedding Help hahaha........too funny

15th November 2006, 05:05 PM	#56
Queen Mum Lead Administrator Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Sonoma Posts: 3,096 Gold: 24,144 My Mood: Blog Entries: 21 Thanks: 154 Thanked 341 Times in 136 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: UO Wedding Help we heard from Archcleric Lord Azure of UOWeddings, the post is here -> UO Weddings Site ... on it TY. *** Sonoma Community Coalition * ICQ 168-812-018 *

15th November 2006, 05:40 PM	#57
Maddux I've got Skinnies with RPGS! Twelve 'o'clock! Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Pacific Posts: 6,614 Gold: 23,716 Thanks: 22 Thanked 62 Times in 49 Posts	Re: UO Wedding Help With so many eager to get Married so quickly, sometimes its not the perfect match. In addition to performing Weddings, Dip and I can help arrange a quick divorce. The troublesome and annoying spouse getting to you, we can arrange a quick and timely lethal accident. Never to be bothered again. You want to watch, we can arrange it so You and your friends are there when your significant other has her accident. Want it video taped, not a problem. If accidents, are not what your looking for, We have the Spouse in Hidding Package. We can arrange a new identity and get you to a new shard so you can start your new begining. Details and specifics can be worked out upon request. The Federal Bereau of Investigation has based their witness protection program off our Spouse in Hidding Package Please send all Inquiries to Eowyna Rohanna.

18th November 2006, 05:17 PM	#58
Queen Mum Lead Administrator Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Sonoma Posts: 3,096 Gold: 24,144 My Mood: Blog Entries: 21 Thanks: 154 Thanked 341 Times in 136 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: UO Wedding Help We are delighted to announce that the UOWedding site is back online! As I mentioned earlier, we do other types of ceremonies so feel free to contact us and we will try to help you with whatever it is your planning. Personally, I have been honored by officiating at Tamer Blessings, the Hurricane & Tsunami Memorial Ceremonies, Death and Burial Ceremonies, a divorce (where I did not perform the original UO Wedding ceremony), and even a Trial followed by the execution! So yes, this cleric tries to help you with your ceremonial needs. *** Sonoma Community Coalition * ICQ 168-812-018 *

16th January 2007, 10:28 AM	#60
Unsupportable Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Shard: Sonoma Posts: 589 Gold: 60 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: UO Wedding Help One or Two spring to mind (re-arrange the letters) nibroCcM ilE P.S. I'll give you a clue, read it backwards. Its a wonder soahC never gave you a call, Maddux

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