UO is Bankrupt!!!! proof inside!

killdigdiecat · 26th March 2006, 01:54 PM

Seeing all these UO doom posts and gold glut posts I decided to do an impartial documentary, you'll be shocked at my findings!

First I decide to interveiw a guard, as they are paid directly from UO they should know alot.

I was surprised to learn they had not been paid in a long time, and showed me his empty bag. Well this is no good, perhaps the evil are doing better, and I run off to find the cult of mondain.

As you can see even the evil of UO isnt making any gold. Maybe UO's thieves are stealing the gold before it gets to the people, I go off searching for a thief.

The thief tells me she hasnt found anything to steal for years!! She looks hungry and underdressed, I become nervous of her twitching and rusty dagger so I quickly leave.
I talk to merchants, fishers, artists, all are broke , unpaid after years of hard work.
Perhaps the monsters of UO have been luckier, I run to find out.

I'm not sure if he understood the question or was too self concious at being so poor, but his answer suggests the latter.

Well it seems noone is getting paid, this must mean one thing, the players have all the gold. I run to the local bank!

Um well it seems there is a huge shortage of gold in UO and is only a matter of time before the collection agents foreclose on all UO property!! Get out while you can!!!

Snowy · 26th March 2006, 02:24 PM

That's one of the funniest things I have seen in a while! Thanks for documenting the situation so cleverly!

**Adri** · 26th March 2006, 02:33 PM

**Queen Mum** · 26th March 2006, 03:06 PM

Get ready for another gold sink!!!

Thank you for the great laugh ...

Ly-Las · 27th March 2006, 12:50 PM

teehee :grin: very good

Kreegan · 27th March 2006, 01:03 PM

Lol!!!!

Prizim · 27th March 2006, 02:49 PM

Talon · 27th March 2006, 04:14 PM

LOL but did you check the vendors in luna???

27th March 2006, 07:54 PM

Clever

Snowy · 27th March 2006, 10:35 PM

Wow! I didn't think of that! I bet that's where it all is!!! On LS there is a Vendor house in Luna that has stacks of Million Gold checks piled up. I counted the ones I could see one day and found over 50 just sitting there. I'm guessing those were the ones he couldn't fit in his bank box.

26th March 2006, 01:54 PM	#1
killdigdiecat Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 45 Gold: 31 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	UO is Bankrupt!!!! proof inside! Seeing all these UO doom posts and gold glut posts I decided to do an impartial documentary, you'll be shocked at my findings! First I decide to interveiw a guard, as they are paid directly from UO they should know alot. I was surprised to learn they had not been paid in a long time, and showed me his empty bag. Well this is no good, perhaps the evil are doing better, and I run off to find the cult of mondain. As you can see even the evil of UO isnt making any gold. Maybe UO's thieves are stealing the gold before it gets to the people, I go off searching for a thief. The thief tells me she hasnt found anything to steal for years!! She looks hungry and underdressed, I become nervous of her twitching and rusty dagger so I quickly leave. I talk to merchants, fishers, artists, all are broke , unpaid after years of hard work. Perhaps the monsters of UO have been luckier, I run to find out. I'm not sure if he understood the question or was too self concious at being so poor, but his answer suggests the latter. Well it seems noone is getting paid, this must mean one thing, the players have all the gold. I run to the local bank! Um well it seems there is a huge shortage of gold in UO and is only a matter of time before the collection agents foreclose on all UO property!! Get out while you can!!!

26th March 2006, 02:24 PM	#2
Snowy Pretty Nice Disguise, isn't it? Join Date: Nov 2005 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 1,126 Gold: 16 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: UO is Bankrupt!!!! proof inside! That's one of the funniest things I have seen in a while! Thanks for documenting the situation so cleverly! ~ "It's definitely a Bubble Bath Day.". ~ Dove Promise ~

26th March 2006, 02:33 PM	#3
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,850 Gold: 1,562 My Mood: Thanks: 211 Thanked 118 Times in 85 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: UO is Bankrupt!!!! proof inside! lol We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt

26th March 2006, 03:06 PM	#4
Queen Mum Lead Administrator Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Sonoma Posts: 3,096 Gold: 24,142 My Mood: Blog Entries: 21 Thanks: 154 Thanked 341 Times in 136 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: UO is Bankrupt!!!! proof inside! Get ready for another gold sink!!! Thank you for the great laugh ... *** Sonoma Community Coalition * ICQ 168-812-018 *

27th March 2006, 12:50 PM	#5
Ly-Las Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 522 Gold: 17 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: UO is Bankrupt!!!! proof inside! teehee :grin: very good

27th March 2006, 01:03 PM	#6
Kreegan Proud Member Of... Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Atlantic Posts: 51 Gold: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: UO is Bankrupt!!!! proof inside! Lol!!!!

27th March 2006, 02:49 PM	#7
Prizim I am getting too old for this!! Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Sonoma Posts: 207 Gold: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: UO is Bankrupt!!!! proof inside! Lmao

27th March 2006, 04:14 PM	#8
Talon Offical Cookie Taster Join Date: Nov 2005 Shard: Drachenfels and Europa Posts: 508 Gold: 314 My Mood: Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: UO is Bankrupt!!!! proof inside! LOL but did you check the vendors in luna???

27th March 2006, 07:54 PM	#9
Chris Guest Posts: n/a Gold: 0 [Check]	Re: UO is Bankrupt!!!! proof inside! Clever

27th March 2006, 10:35 PM	#10
Snowy Pretty Nice Disguise, isn't it? Join Date: Nov 2005 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 1,126 Gold: 16 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: UO is Bankrupt!!!! proof inside! Wow! I didn't think of that! I bet that's where it all is!!! On LS there is a Vendor house in Luna that has stacks of Million Gold checks piled up. I counted the ones I could see one day and found over 50 just sitting there. I'm guessing those were the ones he couldn't fit in his bank box. ~ "It's definitely a Bubble Bath Day.". ~ Dove Promise ~

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